chat up lines

[magoo]

FANCY A f***?

 

[pornomagboy]

FANCY A f***?

straight to the point it allways works

 

[pornomagboy]

i have had a really bad day and wot makes it better is when a sexy girl smiles for me ....................... could you give me a smile


cheesy ones all ways the best

you are like a white rose in a bunch of red roses coz you stand out from the croud

 

[Napper]

use them in a cheesy laugh way to get the bird laughing . .. and you're half way there

 

[only1robbiereinalt]

Is your dad in jail? "Sorry, What?" Cos' someones stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

 

[surrey jim]

Is your dad in jail? "Sorry, What?" Cos' someones stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

dont use that in Whitehawk, they'l probabaly say yes

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Mine is usually....."Please"

It never works though

 

[cheeseroll]

I successfully used "i suppose a blow job is out of the question" to a Danish 'lady' wearing a neck brace in a Hamburg bar. I guess that she couldnt quite believe or quite understand what i said that made it work.

 

[Napper]

I successfully used "i suppose a blow job is out of the question" to a Danish 'lady' wearing a neck brace in a Hamburg bar. I guess that she couldnt quite believe or quite understand what i said that made it work.

i did a danish bird in biza , best sh* g(s) ive ever had