Cats and what they leave behind

[Pat McCrotch]

Try leaving a bowl of milk laced with brake fluid outside your door........it will sort your difficulty out for good. The good news with this solution is that the problem does not get moved somewhere else. Win-win.

f***ing twat

 

[sydney]

there really are some propper bell-ends on here aren't there.

 

[cunning fergus]

f***ing twat

Strange response. I understand it works a treat for the non discerning defecating cat, I guess you need to get the mix right though, probably no less than 1 part brake fluid to 3 parts milk.

Guaranteed to prevent toxoplasmosis amongst your nearest and dearest.

 

[Samej]

read what I have written in capitals..see you missed a chunk at the end
wriggler

and kindly answer the two questions

I suggest you do some reading, i am still waiting for details of your fictional prisoner and the law that he broke when he shot this cat

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Talking of cats...mine gets on my bed at night and falls asleep....until Blackadder comes on,he lays there watching it,then dozes off again...........

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Why would the RSPCA watch this forum, and why should i be be careful,night night

They misread the title And thought it was called north stand cat

 

[Norman Potting]

They misread the title And thought it was called north stand cat

Cat update. Since Thursday's liberal application of Jeyes Fluid to the area affected by "deposits" there have been no further incidents.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Some kind kitty has just started using a couple of areas outside our front door as it's own personal loo. I have cleared it up and sprayed with some stuff from the local garden centre but for all the good this did I may as well have put a sign up (in cat language) saying "Cats please crap here" with a bowl of premium kittymunch alongside.

Any thoughts, sensible mainly but I can live with some daft ones, as to a remedy. Do the electronic sonic deterrents work or do you know of a Honey Badger rental scheme that I could use.

Couple of drops of lavender essential oil mixed with water in a spray bottle and spray the area every couple of weeks or so

 

[Norman Potting]

Couple of drops of lavender essential oil mixed with water in a spray bottle and spray the area every couple of weeks or so

One of the areas favoured by the offending cats is adjacent to a big f.o. lavender bush so I think the local ones have developed immunity to this particular scent. Jeyes Fluid ROCKS!

 

[glasfryn]

http://www.messybeast.com/retro-legal.htm

 

[Gus is god]

Bottle of Water darted around garden will do trick.

seagulls