Cats and what they leave behind

[Norman Potting]

Some kind kitty has just started using a couple of areas outside our front door as it's own personal loo. I have cleared it up and sprayed with some stuff from the local garden centre but for all the good this did I may as well have put a sign up (in cat language) saying "Cats please crap here" with a bowl of premium kittymunch alongside.

Any thoughts, sensible mainly but I can live with some daft ones, as to a remedy. Do the electronic sonic deterrents work or do you know of a Honey Badger rental scheme that I could use.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Stand there all day and have a hosepipe at the ready.

 

[Badger]

Apparently lion poo is quite affective

 

[JJ McClure]

You could try asking Easy to come round, he's good at punching cats.

 

[Bold Seagull]

 

[Curious Orange]

Do the electronic sonic deterrents work

They do, but are only really effective on a flat lawn. I have found that a combination of these and 'Get Off' crystals (smells like washing up liquid) do work though.

You'll probably find that the cat just starts shitting somewhere you haven't covered though


P.S. invest in a super-soaker for those moments when the little bugger is caught in the act.

 

[Giant Seagull]

Land mines

 

[Tux the albion Penguin]

Seriously. This stuff worked a treat with my cat.
Canac Pet Behave Training Spray: Amazon.co.uk: Garden Outdoors
It kinda smells like washing up liquid but It's not lol

 

[Drumstick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64xtjFXTcQI

Dress up as a woman and follow the guide above.

 

[Lush]

Are you sure its cats? Might be foxes. Don't know if it affects what you do about it though.

I've stopped cats using a plant trough by sticking plastic forks in it. Worked a treat.

 

[Drumstick]

by sticking plastic forks in it. Worked a treat.

For a second I thought you meant the cat!

 

[ferring seagull]

If it is definitely cat then this may be the answer.

It pisses me off that dogs are berated as the creators of mess but, dogs cannot get into my back garden, cats do and 'do'

No respect for them at all !

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Sprinkle around a little Sodoff or Buggeroff or whatever it's calledn

 

[bhaexpress]

Pepper or a large, underfed Rottweiller.

 

[cunning fergus]

Try leaving a bowl of milk laced with brake fluid outside your door........it will sort your difficulty out for good. The good news with this solution is that the problem does not get moved somewhere else. Win-win.

 

[glasfryn]

ROAR dehydrated lions shit
and may I remind you again it is an offence to deliberately harm any animal especially a pet
if you have cat shit in your garden or 6ft high on your doorstep it is still an offence to harm said cat, the last person who shot a cat in these circumstances is still serving time
so be warned
there might just be someone who is more proactive than me reading this ..it is a public forum

 

[hitony]

I just love reading these type of threads.............I always think it is these type that bring out the very best in NSC humour, post's 2,4 5,7 and 9 are some of my faves, 7 did actually make me LOL.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

One of my neighbours has a cat which keeps climbing all over my car - the car is covered in little scratches now, especially on the boot where it seems to sleep and has even scratched the windscreen as it seems to use it as a slide. If I catch the flea ridden vermin it will soon find itself temporarily stunned and accidentally under my wheels when I drive off.

 

[Samej]

Some kind kitty has just started using a couple of areas outside our front door as it's own personal loo. I have cleared it up and sprayed with some stuff from the local garden centre but for all the good this did I may as well have put a sign up (in cat language) saying "Cats please crap here" with a bowl of premium kittymunch alongside.

Any thoughts, sensible mainly but I can live with some daft ones, as to a remedy. Do the electronic sonic deterrents work or do you know of a Honey Badger rental scheme that I could use.

Get yourself a cage trap catch the cat it is obviously Feral,then drown the f***ing thing in your local pond or river

 

[Tux the albion Penguin]

Not being funny. He asked about a deterrent not a way to kill It. Some of the responses here make me think there Is something seriously wrong with some of you. Sickos.