Caption competition

[Silent Bob]

 

[O Lads]

Crouch ''I can see my house from here''

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

"Is that it?"

 

[Da Man Clay]

What exactly is Owen doing?

 

[colinpants]

crouch, he's head and shoulders above the rest.

 

[Beeercan]

Because I'm Worth iiiit

 

[eastlondonseagull]

1978 was a boon year for deformities

 

[Marc]

1664 was a bad year for tall people to start mating, but a good year for beer!

 

[Silent Bob]

Own up, who's biting?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

its quite small down there.

 

[Biscuit]

Giant Crouch shows of largest England shirt ever worn proffessionally.

 

[Gazwag]

After reading all of Dr Frankinsteins work, Sven's idea to create the super player come unstuck when he sews Crouch's head the wrong way around.

Another piece of positional naivety claims his critics

 

[nail-Z]

Crouch gets on his knees to join in with the celebrations.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Man with three bodies punches air in delight.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"And that was started by me in our penalty area!"

 

[Redhead]

Crouch shunned by his headless team mates

 

[Scarface]

"And that was started by me in our penalty area!"

Think thats after the pen on saturday, not last night.

 

[Beeercan]

Ring, Ring, Ring Bannaphone

 

[Faldo]

England Hobbits Supporters Club

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Think thats after the pen on saturday, not last night.

Ah yes. Seems a bit light for an evening game!