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[Biscuit]

 

[Kryten]

Man on right: "I hope that seagull doesn't shit on us again"

 

[Braders]

bloke on left -" theres been talk of an under 18 forum on NSC"
bloke on right -" so there has , oh look there Biscuits ration flying"

 

[Biscuit]

NIMBY on the right "How high will the stadium be?!?"

 

[Juan Albion]

Man A: "My goodness, there goes a flying pig."

Man B: "Still no chance of Palarse avoiding relegation though."

 

[Braders]

"oh look theres Robbie Pethicks shot from the Stoke game "

 

[Knightsworld]

man on left - so what be that up there then?

man on right - i dunno go get me a ladder so i can has a closer look.

 

[Biscuit]

look at the guy on the left. it actually looks like a seagull shat on his green top!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Albion were forced to call in a team of specialists to dislodge Butters' clearance from the cumulo-nimbus

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

"Who the f*** threw that ashtray?"

 

[E17hoop]

That Leon Knight is taller than he looks.

 

[dougdeep]

"It could be Beckhams penalty".

 

[Yorkie]

1. If I had the wings of a sparrow.......






2. The Heckmondwike UFO society numbers are dwindling.

 

[Pevenseagull]

HEADLINE:

After 8 Days, Peter Storm 'Stand in a field looking in the air championship' down to last two competitors.



I can smell the tension

 

[pasty]

.....so if the floodlights are here, the bats will be able to avoid them......

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Two passers-by are taken by suprise when the Guild of Sussex Downsmen begin their inaugural Ultimate Frisbee tournament.

 

[somerset]

I told you to wear a mac with a hood, those Nimbys will shit on you wherever you are.

 

[Biscuit]

Testing for the new 'bat spotter 3000' didn't go aswell as expected.

 

[Kaney]

Guy on Right: "Just What the f*** are we actually Looking at?"

 

[dougdeep]

Is the one on the right the Gullhanger?, perhaps he's trying to see how many places the Arsenal are above us.