caption competition

[jmc]

bloke on right: "what? What? What?"

Bloke on Left: "I said oiv got a bad back, not look at that bat"

 

[The Large One]

Distant relatives of the King Penguin in their native habitat.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

peter hurley and neil turk find another cracking pigeon to look at

(only biscuit will understand)

 

[John Boy]

Doesn't Neil Turk play for Sussex?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Doesn't Neil Turk play for Sussex?

maybe at bowls or marbles...certainly not the one i know!

 

[Biscuit]

peter hurley and neil turk find another cracking pigeon to look at

(only biscuit will understand)

very good.

 

[chez]

And its the pelvic thru-ust that really sends you insay yay yay yayane lets do the time warp again.

 

[Braders]

both - " oh look there goes mejonaNO12 aka riskits caption joke thing"

 

[cirC]

guy on right - Its a RAF Tornado
guy in left - Nope its a Jaguar,I can srr Prestcott in it!!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

both - " oh look there goes mejonaNO12 aka riskits caption joke thing"

 

[NMH]

God, speaking to the two blokes in a scenic Sussex field;

"I will allow a D.I.Y. megastore, two petrol stations and a Sainsbury's right there, but you're not building a football stadium in MY back yard"

 

[magoo]

"oh look theres Robbie Pethicks shot from the Stoke game "

Or:

"Is that Beckham's penalty?"

 

[Cabby]

"Where are all these dead birds then Pat"?

 

[Meade's Ball]

The Harold Bishop Twins European tour gets off to a less than auspicious start.

 

[Tooting Gull]

It's all right, Smudger, that's one of ours.

 

[On the Left Wing]

"That was some clearance by Cullip"

 

[Pavilionaire]

Mr Rougier became aroused at the sight of the sheep caught in the fence...

 

[looney]

"Yep, looks like The Sun Story about a half mile wide meteorite about to crash into the Downs is correct, now pass me my hardhat."