Can someone explain team cycling to me?

[Stat Brother]

Get in you tubby Italian.

 

[Brixtaan]

I might have to go against my own feelings and start 'sub sectioning' like crazy.

Do it! Personally I think we need it for every sport, you're the man for the job, most threads will probably die of their own accord but it's important we don't just watch these incredible stories just come and go without a mention. We're the 4th most powerful sporting nation on Earth ffs!

 

[Notters]

Not if the pantaloon cant catch the breakaway riders, unlikely i know but could happen.

Ffs it's all your fault. No way the balatine would've caught up otherwise.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I spoke to a fellow cycling novice earlier, who also watched the race, and when I suggested the potato had cost Team GB the race, she assumed it was some kind of technical term. I think when you start using NCSisms in real life, you're teetering on the edge.

Someone asked me recently if we'd signed anyone since Bruno and I replied, signings are imminent.