Camembert

[Beach Hut]

Just opened a very ripe one recently purchased in France.

Yummy..............

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Roquefort is the daddy though.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I stack that kind of cheese on the shelf.

 

[Clothes Peg]

I once bought one for my parents on a school trip. It lived in my room for a week and came back in my suitcase in a particularly warm month of May. It took weeks to get the stench out of my clothes and luggage.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Did you put the shelf up yourself?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

yogi's knob cheese

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Did you put the shelf up yourself?

No BOF, the shelf was installed by engineers of Somerfield. If I did put the shelf up, then it would fall down.

 

[Beach Hut]

No BOF, the shelf was installed by engineers of Somerfield. If I did put the shelf up, then it would fall down.

Is that where you are working now ?

 

[Clothes Peg]

No BOF, the shelf was installed by engineers of Somerfield. If I did put the shelf up, then it would fall down.

Ah Somerfield, I'm yet to see one in Wales. We have odd things like pikey Morrisons instead.

 

[Mendoza]

has anyone seen any austrian smoked, it got misplaced on saturday somewhere in wales

 

[Horsham Gull]

the sheep ate it i swear Brett

 

[Clothes Peg]

has anyone seen any austrian smoked, it got misplaced on saturday somewhere in wales

I don't know what this whole cheese in-joke is about, but I do still have half a cylinder of austrian smoked in my fridge. However, it is not yours.

 

[Mendoza]

I don't know what this whole cheese in-joke is about, but I do still have half a cylinder of austrian smoked in my fridge. However, it is not yours.

we actually lost a whole block of austrian smoked cheese, no joke

 

[Clothes Peg]

we actually lost a whole block of austrian smoked cheese, no joke

Oh yeah. I saw that lump. The last people I saw with it were PIERS and CHRIS. I wouldn't be suprised if they ate it. How do you lose a whole block of cheese? Actually, I don't remember seeing it after Chris went to the toilet.

 

[Rangdo]

Camembert baked in the oven until it goes all soft and gooey inside then dip fresh french bread in it

 

[Horsham Gull]

stop it im hungry

 

[Mendoza]

Oh yeah. I saw that lump. The last people I saw with it were PIERS and CHRIS. I wouldn't be suprised if they ate it. How do you lose a whole block of cheese? Actually, I don't remember seeing it after Chris went to the toilet.

we probably had 15 lbs of cheese on the train rangin from cheddar to stilton to mexicana, the austrian disappeared.

there will be even more food for cheltenham and i cant wait, maybe i should eat more and turn up to the destination more sober, on the other hand fcuk that!!

 

[Clothes Peg]

we probably had 15 lbs of cheese on the train rangin from cheddar to stilton to mexicana, the austrian disappeared.

there will be even more food for cheltenham and i cant wait, maybe i should eat more and turn up to the destination more sober, on the other hand fcuk that!!

I'll contribute to it. Have you got me a ticket yet?
I have decided on a schoolgirl outfit. Please let me go!

 

[Horsham Gull]

kinky

 

[Les Biehn]

I can work up some helm cheese if it helps?