Calvin Andrew - Palace Striker on Loan

[El Presidente]

I'll go all in with Grimsby. Grimsby makes Gillingham look like Beverly Hills.

You could be right. I do recall an evening in a Grimsby 'nightclub' featuring the following conversation with a classy Grimsby girl (CGG)

CGG " Will you buy me a drink"
Me " Err......Why"
CGG "Cos I think you're fit"
Me "I'm married, I think you've mixed me up with someone else"
CGG "Where you from"
Me "Brighton"
CGG " I've never had a Cockney, buy me a drink and I'll suck you off in the car park"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

You could be right. I do recall an evening in a Grimsby 'nightclub' featuring the following conversation with a classy Grimsby girl (CGG)

CGG " Will you buy me a drink"
Me " Err......Why"
CGG "Cos I think you're fit"
Me "I'm married, I think you've mixed me up with someone else"
CGG "Where you from"
Me "Brighton"
CGG " I've never had a Cockney, buy me a drink and I'll suck you off in the car park"

Did you buy her a pint ?

 

[severnside gull]

I recall a similar encounter in Halifax (which as it has some decent surrounding countryside, rates as much nicer than all of the aforementioned).
However could I put Aldershit forward for consideration as one of the arseholes of England?

 

[vulture]

biggest shithole hartlepool

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

biggest shithole hartlepool

The new housing development at the marina makes it the Sovereign Harbour of the north east.

 

[severnside gull]

monkey murderers

 

[B.W.]

We need another striker, but hope we keep up the search for a perm signing...

 

[Renns]

I'll go all in with Grimsby. Grimsby makes Gillingham look like Beverly Hills.

Il take a punt and go all in with Brad(sad)ford

 

[Bedsex]

Dunno about his footballing ability, but he's a really nice lad - my wife used to be his teacher. Not sure this will help our cause much though!

 

[severnside gull]

Dunno about his footballing ability, but he's a really nice lad - my wife used to be his teacher. Not sure this will help our cause much though!

shows more knowledge than most of the commentators on here

 

[footychick]

I had an encounter with a boy near Thornton Heath once - hope he wasn't a Palarse fan.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

South Norwood isn't that bad but Tornton heat is fooking dangerous, it's the murder capital of Croydon.

If you don't think South Norwood is that bad you must live in a choice area fella!

 

[Perry Milkins]

If you don't think South Norwood is that bad you must live in a choice area fella!

He lives betwixt Addiscum and East Croydon I think...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

CGG "Cos I think you're fit"
Me " I think you've mixed me up with someone else"

I'd say so, Mr P!

 

[Simster]

Ill call your Burslem and raise you Barnsley. Barnsley town centre makes Bhagdad look like Acapulco..

I've always found Barnsley to be just plain DREARY. On the other hand, neighbouring Rotherham is where my shittest town in England vote lies.

 

[Simster]

You could be right. I do recall an evening in a Grimsby 'nightclub' featuring the following conversation with a classy Grimsby girl (CGG)

CGG " Will you buy me a drink"
Me " Err......Why"
CGG "Cos I think you're fit"
Me "I'm married, I think you've mixed me up with someone else"
CGG "Where you from"
Me "Brighton"
CGG " I've never had a Cockney, buy me a drink and I'll suck you off in the car park"

I always thought Grimsby sounded HIDEOUS but there are obviously parts of it that are OK then.

 

[brighton rock]

Agent Andrews to assist in Brighton's relegation cause

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Il take a punt and go all in with Brad(sad)ford

 

[mona]

He has had a lucky escape in not signing for Yeovil -dreadful place with bad pubs that run out of beer, taxi-sized buses that can't take you back to the remote station, inbreds and a poor football team that we always play badly against. Luton is dreary and stroppy also. As for Thornton Heath it at least has a good pub and Croydon Athletic FC's steak baguettes in the club house.

Rotherham and Bradford are good away trips.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

He lives betwixt Addiscum and East Croydon I think...

At least it isn't Shirley. What a shitehouse!