fruitnveg
Well-known member
How very sad. What has the world come to when you cannot even trust your colleagues not to smear shit on your mug?
Pop over the road to your local hardware store and buy a claw hammer. Take the claw hammer in your hand and hit him right on the nose with the blunt side of the hammer. Rotating it 180 degrees now proceed to cave in his skull with the claw side whilst shouting "f*** you, you f***ing pikey c*nt. f*** you and take this". Do not stop until his head is a bloody pulp of brain matter, skin, bone and hair. At which point, urinate on his corpse.