Bullying in the workplace?

[fruitnveg]

How very sad. What has the world come to when you cannot even trust your colleagues not to smear shit on your mug?

 

[Wilka]

Someone signed me up to the e-mail Palace newsletter.

 

[bluenitsuj]

We have loads of mugs at work, most of them are palace supporters!!
A picture of the villain would help, perhaps Jamie him?

 

[Igor Gurinovich?]

demand compensation.

 

[SK1NT]

Take it to the toilet with you... do a humungus turd in it and put it back of whoevers desk it is...

 

[perseus]

How to get on to the Anger Management Jollies

It is a management technique to test your forbearance and attitude when provoked and see if you can keep calm.

Remedy: smash it to bits (away desk) and then deny all knowledge of it ever existing in the first place.

If countered by "If you did not know it was there, how did you know it got smashed. I've got you there!"
Reply: "No you haven't".

 

[Mackenzie]

It could be your 'special mug' at bed time, the one you use if you need a pee at night......................................what? doesn't everyone do that

 

[severnside gull]

I'd piss in that one and leave it on the offender's desk (just don't own up to it afterwards!). It's got to be thrown away anyway now it is tainted.

 

[crasher]

Point out it's the only cup they'll ever get their hands on?

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Pop over the road to your local hardware store and buy a claw hammer. Take the claw hammer in your hand and hit him right on the nose with the blunt side of the hammer. Rotating it 180 degrees now proceed to cave in his skull with the claw side whilst shouting "f*** you, you f***ing pikey c*nt. f*** you and take this". Do not stop until his head is a bloody pulp of brain matter, skin, bone and hair. At which point, urinate on his corpse.

 

[swindonseagull]

Get a plastic knife and stab him to death, then cut out his eyballs, cut off his balls and feed them to the seagulls outside the window.

Job done go home...

It wont be a loss, Rentokill get paid to exterminate vermin.

 

[emphyrian]

Pop over the road to your local hardware store and buy a claw hammer. Take the claw hammer in your hand and hit him right on the nose with the blunt side of the hammer. Rotating it 180 degrees now proceed to cave in his skull with the claw side whilst shouting "f*** you, you f***ing pikey c*nt. f*** you and take this". Do not stop until his head is a bloody pulp of brain matter, skin, bone and hair. At which point, urinate on his corpse.

this.

And then restick the offending sticker to the pile of turd