Britain's Got Talent

[Withdean Wanderer]

8.30 tonight chaps - no idea who's performing though!

 

[Mendoza]

Tonights line up looks so unbelievably (Jeff) BORING

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Tonights line up looks so unbelievably (Jeff) BORING

What is it?

 

[Mendoza]

Barrow Boys - wheelbarrow dance act
Ben and Becky - dancers weird insest loving brother and sister
Floral highnotes - singer and floral display (f*** off you boring twats)
Kayode Oresanya - human saxophone
Harmony - chav girl singers
MD Showgroup - soap dodging dance group
Shaheen Jafagholi - mini michael jackson singer
Stavros Flatley - fat kids (like those crying geordies) comedy dance!

 

[Slade's Head Polisher]

Barrow Boys - wheelbarrow dance act
Ben and Becky - dancers
Floral highnotes - singer and floral display
Kayode Oresanya - human saxophone
Harmony - singers
MD Showgroup - dance group
Shaheen Jafagholi - singer
Stavros Flatley - comedy dance!

only looking forward to Starvos Flately and Kayode Oresanya to be honest.

how did that floral/opera crap get to the semis?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Barrow Boys - wheelbarrow dance act
Ben and Becky - dancers weird insest loving brother and sister
Floral highnotes - singer and floral display (f*** off you boring twats)
Kayode Oresanya - human saxophone
Harmony - chav girl singers
MD Showgroup - soap dodging dance group
Shaheen Jafagholi - mini michael jackson singer
Stavros Flatley - fat kids (like those crying geordies) comedy dance!

Shaheen, Stavros and the wheelbarrows are good.

 

[SUIYHP]

Barrow Boys - wheelbarrow dance act
Ben and Becky - dancers weird insest loving brother and sister
Floral highnotes - singer and floral display (f*** off you boring twats)
Kayode Oresanya - human saxophone
Harmony - chav girl singers
MD Showgroup - soap dodging dance group
Shaheen Jafagholi - mini michael jackson singer
Stavros Flatley - fat kids (like those crying geordies) comedy dance!

the last two will probably go through, but it really depends on how it goes, at least the human saxophone will be a laugh

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

The opera/flower madness looks like being the highlight tonight. Otherwise a shockingly dull line-up.

I haven't seen them so can't comment but i'm guessing from the other comment then you are on a windup!!!

 

[Mendoza]

why are there about 8 semi finals, before the final, which includes another load of knock out rounds before the final two?

 

[ali jenkins]

FIT

Although they cant sing!

 

[Mendoza]

I cant work out who has the lower cut top - Simon Cowell or Amanda Holden??

 

[ali jenkins]

How long is a 'Mumf'??

 

[Gullywog]

FIT

Although they cant sing!

and they are only 16!!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

The brunette is fit until she opens her gob

 

[Frutos]

This is awful....

 

[ali jenkins]

WHAT THE f*** IS THIS NOISE


How is that a TALENT?

 

[Gullywog]

what is this black man doing?

 

[ali jenkins]

and they are only 16!!

Perfect!