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"Brighton's Best Pubs" (sic) OI ATILLA!



Jul 20, 2003
20,451
According to the self appointed experts, where the definition of an expert is :X- the unkown factor, spurt - a drip under pressure, these are the ten best pubs in Hove and Brighton

1 Basketmakers
2 Open House
3 Hop Poles (For f***'s Sake)
4 Pub With No Name
5 The Dragon
6 The Sidewinder
7 The Regency
8 Prestonville Arms
9 Walmer
10 The Wellington (82%)

The Conqueror gets 61%, The Lord Nelson gets 57%, The Farm gets 48%, The Montpelier gets 41%

Walkabout gets 69% ...... falling slightly shy of The Evening Star (71%)

The publication is called "Brighton's Best Pubs" annonymously compiled by IDIOTS


a quick check shows that they have NO IDEA what's going on - eg. they refer to upstairs at The Juggler as being "completely zombified" it's a f***ing WHORE HOUSE now


Mr "The Stockbroker", if that is your real name, you should be ashamed for associating yourself with such a craptulently compiled piece of tosh


discuss.......
 
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Lammy

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Oct 1, 2003
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It is a well known FACT that the Evening Star is the best pub in Brighton! Followed closely by the Lord Nelson...
 


Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
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Brighton, UK
Wot no ROBIN HOOD?
 




Tony Meolas Loan Spell

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Jul 15, 2004
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pevenseagull said:

a quick check shows that they have NO IDEA what's going on - eg. they refer to upstairs at The Juggler as being "completely zombified" it's a f***ing WHORE HOUSE now


Really :eek: :eek: :eek:


Right im going there as soon as I can. Whats the best nite??
 




Lammy

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Oct 1, 2003
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What's the name of that pub opposite the Pavillion, up the hill a bit and on the right called? They tend to have a load of belgium beers in there.
 


Jul 20, 2003
20,451
Lammy said:
It is a well known FACT that the Evening Star is the best pub in Brighton! Followed closely by the Lord Nelson...


........ and runners up to 'The Conqueror' as the best pub in HOVE and Brighton

The book is tosh


eg:

Ali Cats 82%

Pedestrain 49%

note, the book is called "Brighton's Best Pubs"
 






Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
pevenseagull said:
55%

review states no Bitter


which is bollocks
It only has that awful dogpiss called HARVEYS BEST, aka the best beer in Britain. Plus they always have another Harveys on the go too, like Olympia Ale or something. Clowns.
 


Jul 20, 2003
20,451
Man of Harveys said:
It only has that awful dogpiss called HARVEYS BEST, aka the best beer in Britain. Plus they always have another Harveys on the go too, like Olympia Ale or something. Clowns.


Various RH and other pub types are sat with me in The Conqueror at the moment


we have agreed that the book is TOSH
 
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smudge

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Jul 8, 2003
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f*** me I live approx 30 seconds walking distance from one of Brightons "Top 10 pubs". I don't think the Prestonville is in the top 100 though!
 






Jul 20, 2003
20,451
Re: Re: "Brighton's Best Pubs" (sic) OI ATILLA!

Tony Meolas Loan Spell said:
Really :eek: :eek: :eek:


Right im going there as soon as I can. Whats the best nite??


it's not run by the pub

:(

now that would make it the best pub in the cuntry
 


Tony Meolas Loan Spell

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Jul 15, 2004
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Re: Re: Re: "Brighton's Best Pubs" (sic) OI ATILLA!

pevenseagull said:

now that would make it the best pub in the cuntry



:D
 










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The Dyke Tavern or the Brewery Tap and we also the like The Couch what used to be the Compton Arms in Bath Street.

Cracking flavoured Vodka
 
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Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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The Open House? THE OPEN HOUSE? Who are these morons? The Open House isn't a pub, it's a sort of wants-to-be-trendy wine bar cum continental cafe. I'm suprised they didn't mention the now-ruined Preston Park Tavern or the Park View.

What a load of old cock.
 


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