Bottom wiping

[rool]

I go for the scrunch method with a slight raising of the right buttock to allow sideways access of my right hand. The problem with this method is that eventually I cause the toilet seat to shift sideways and become loose over time.

I think I am going to have to learn to do this left handed as I think i am starting to get arthritis in my right hand as any more than three wipes is quite painful.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Well this didn't work for me at all, as the folded paper passed through the danger zone it folded in half moving all the wiping pressure to my middle finger, at one point I thought I might inadvertently finger bugger myself using my own left over discharge as a lubricant!

Quickly moved back to the scrunch I'm afraid.

Bladders, I thought I would try "The Scrunch" this morning but it just didnt work for me. It felt awkward & just a little bit wrong - I had to do the same as you & quickly move back to my tried & trusted method....

Can anyone successfully convert from "folder" to "scruncher"? . . & vice versa?!

 

[Holme on the Dale]

Just been for my mid morning coffee poo, and thought i would use a different wiping technique. normally i scrunch the toilet paper up and give a good wipe, but today i went for the folded paper technique. Wasnt too impressed as i got a bit of poop on my finger and therefore had to revert back to my trusted paper crunching method.

Just wondering if there are any other bum wiping methods out there.

Yes i am very bored at work

What is it with Brighton 'boys' and bottoms ?

 

[User removed 4]

Im a folder, as I feel u get more out of a fold then a scrunch! Plus depending on the quality of paper, I feel the scrunch is prone to breaking an still get it on my fingers

My biggest issue is when I wipe, I get everything to the extent that I'm on the verge of bleeding....however, half hour later, if it's not, I get a sweaty bum and can have another wipe free of charge

This!! therefore I will always attempt to use wet wipes as an additional supplement to anal hygiene.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Bladders, I thought I would try "The Scrunch" this morning but it just didnt work for me. It felt awkward & just a little bit wrong - I had to do the same as you & quickly move back to my tried & trusted method....

Can anyone successfully convert from "folder" to "scruncher"? . . & vice versa?!

I used to be a scruncher, until my Dad kept getting pissed off as I was using too much toilet roll up and blocking the toilet. Now, I've been a folder since 2003 and could never go back.

 

[Bladders]

Bladders, I thought I would try "The Scrunch" this morning but it just didnt work for me. It felt awkward & just a little bit wrong - I had to do the same as you & quickly move back to my tried & trusted method....

Can anyone successfully convert from "folder" to "scruncher"? . . & vice versa?!

Well I applaud you for trying WLP.

 

[sydney]

What is it with Brighton 'boys' and bottoms ?

just trying to make you feel normal son.

 

[sydney]

Bog roll for American field slaves

Fact

southern africans still use them .....fact.

 

[bomber130]

Has anyone had a Ghost poo this is one where you take a shit look in the pan and there is nothing there, then wipe your arse to find its totally clean. Very strange.

 

[emphyrian]

After reading through the thread i went with a half scrunch half folded technique. Have to say it worked pretty well. The scrunch got the heavy duty bits off and the fold cleaned and polished. I avoided the pooey finger syndrome this time. Think i have my new method.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Has anyone had a Ghost poo this is one where you take a shit look in the pan and there is nothing there, then wipe your arse to find its totally clean. Very strange.

Thats known in the turd trade as a ghost shit with a hollywood ending pal.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Posted this on the other poop thread, but just want some re-assurance..

I think it's just me that does this as it is quite weird,

But when I'm having a poop and I've finished, I lean forward and scoop my crown jewels out the way and have a peek beneath the under carriage. Sometimes I'll find big bits of poop still attached to my bum hairs. Now, this can lead to a messy wipe, so I tap the top of my bum repeatedly until the poop falls off my hairs leaving the way for a cleaner and less messy wipe.

Anyone else?

 

[Box of Frogs]

Posted this on the other poop thread, but just want some re-assurance..

I think it's just me that does this as it is quite weird,

But when I'm having a poop and I've finished, I lean forward and scoop my crown jewels out the way and have a peek beneath the under carriage. Sometimes I'll find big bits of poop still attached to my bum hairs. Now, this can lead to a messy wipe, so I tap the top of my bum repeatedly until the poop falls off my hairs leaving the way for a cleaner and less messy wipe.

Anyone else?

Think you're on your own with that one pal! Sorry.

 

[User removed 4]

I cannot believe it, after years of slippage free wiping (i'm a folder) i had a swerve of the path yesterday and found my middle finger engulfed in glutinous brown mess, disgusting!!

 

[SeagullSongs]

Bladders, I thought I would try "The Scrunch" this morning but it just didnt work for me. It felt awkward & just a little bit wrong - I had to do the same as you & quickly move back to my tried & trusted method....

Can anyone successfully convert from "folder" to "scruncher"? . . & vice versa?!

Just read this entire thread again
I successfully converted from scrunching to folding at around age 8.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I think if you are at Lancing College you get a fag to do it.

Yeah! But there's not much paper on a fag and the tobacco sticks to your balls!

 

[Noldi]

It's also down to procedure as well as fold or scrunch. Fold for first wipe while still sitting (remove clingons) then stand up and use a scrunch.

 

[hitony]

Just read this entire thread again
I successfully converted from scrunching to folding at around age 8.

It worrys me as to what some people actually type into the NSC search engine??

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Just been for my mid morning coffee poo, and thought i would use a different wiping technique. normally i scrunch the toilet paper up and give a good wipe, but today i went for the folded paper technique. Wasnt too impressed as i got a bit of poop on my finger and therefore had to revert back to my trusted paper crunching method.

Just wondering if there are any other bum wiping methods out there.

Yes i am very bored at work

I have a nubile young thing do it for me whilst she is wearing a Brighton shirt to show my UTTER domination.....

 

[Oddsocks]

My wife bought a toilet brush....but I didn't get on with it so I've gone back to paper!