Bores who are your partner's friends partner

[Simster]

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A rather dull husband of a friend of my darling earned the nickname of "Boring John" down his local. He would not have lasted five minutes.

I do hate that situation - when your wife has a mate with a f***ing dull gimp as husband, and you're expected to go places as a foursome. PLEASE tell me it isn't just me who finds himself in this situation too often for comfort.

I remember a dinner party where the other two blokes in this six-some were proper rugby twats. One in particular was a right cock, and since then I can't find anybody in the town where I live who likes him - even the other rugger buggers think he's a nob (except the other bloke I was with). Luckily that marriage has f***ed up when he was caught out shagging his secretary so I don't have to see him again.

Anyone else have similar stories?

 

[Nibble]

Christ, the amount of dinner parties I had to attend with my ex at her gobby, domineering female mates house and her downtrodden, dull as ditchwater, doormat of a husband. After about a dozen of these borefests, talking about his route to work, his basement conversion, his car, his accountancy job I refused to ever go back there again.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

We went out for a dinner party not long after we were married with one of my darlings' girlfriends who was also recently wed - and the husband wanted to settle down after dinner and watch some porn!

That marriage didn't last long.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

And another one - the husband liked to spend his evenings watching his goldfish. "I could watch them for hours". I bet you could.

 

[El Presidente]

We went out for a dinner party not long after we were married with one of my darlings' girlfriends who was also recently wed - and the husband wanted to settle down after dinner and watch some porn!

That marriage didn't last long.

Oi!

 

[Simster]

My wife has a Hove based friend - one of her best friends - and in 18 years of knowing her, she's never EVER had a proper boyfriend.

She's not gay. She is fairly unattractive though, although not prohibitively so. It's just she doesn't GET men at all. And the way she talks, you'd think she was some sort of authority on the male species, which she isn't. Anyway, the point is that I dream of her getting a dull goldfish-watching husband, as I'm kind of tired having to pay attention to her when she's with my wife.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Oi!

I mean two years!

 

[El Presidente]

I mean two years!

Harsh.....................................but fair (it was excellent porn though).

 

[Iggle Piggle]

We often get invited round to the neighbours for a 'social gathering' who is significantly richer than I am. It is my idea of hell. Loads of Middle Class nobbers talking about how great they are, how great thier kids are, how great thier houses are, how great thier wifes are and how big thier cocks are. Significantly, there is never any laughter just the dull drone of smugness from each corner whilst complementing the host on his shit bottle of wine which cost shit loads of money which is the only currency they deal in with regards to whom is worth talking to.

Meanwhile, I am running around after my 2 kids who are trying to drink out of the dog bowl, eating the plants or shouting 'Daddy I need a poo' with a look on my face which says 'Please tell me when its not that rude to f*** off out of here'

I've got to the point in my life where I can't be arsed to spend my time with people who i'd rather shoot given the choice.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Sometimes its better if you just let your Mrs go out with her mates,best for all parties.

 

[Randsta]

Pep up a boring night out with booze or drugs or both together

 

[Brian Fantana]

My wife has a Hove based friend - one of her best friends - and in 18 years of knowing her, she's never EVER had a proper boyfriend.

She's not gay. She is fairly unattractive though, although not prohibitively so. It's just she doesn't GET men at all. And the way she talks, you'd think she was some sort of authority on the male species, which she isn't. Anyway, the point is that I dream of her getting a dull goldfish-watching husband, as I'm kind of tired having to pay attention to her when she's with my wife.

An all too similar experience. Although this particular woman had 'sworn off men'. I spent most of dinner contemplating why she would have taken such a decision. By the time pudding arrived I had reached a conclusion; she was gallantly trying to protect the male species from having to endure a woman so boring that time would have simply stopped ticking, on account of her soporific utterings on all manner of subjects - none of which anyone has ever given a shit about.

 

[Nibble]

I won't tolerate nitwits in my life anymore. Some of my recent ex's mates were just plain mental. Theatre types that I would rather set on fire than speak to. Utterly self absorbed and crazy. Ghastly. One particular harridon, over the hill and enraged that her mate now had a man and she did not went proper single white female culminating in her attacking me in my own flat over dinner and drinks with a dinner set of glass tumblers. I picked her up, streaming mascara and all and literally threw her out of the flat. I got shot of the whole lot of 'em including my girlfriend soon after.

 

[Simster]

We often get invited round to the neighbours for a 'social gathering' who is significantly richer than I am. It is my idea of hell. Loads of Middle Class nobbers talking about how great they are, how great thier kids are, how great thier houses are, how great thier wifes are and how big thier cocks are. Significantly, there is never any laughter just the dull drone of smugness from each corner whilst complementing the host on his shit bottle of wine which cost shit loads of money which is the only currency they deal in with regards to whom is worth talking to.

Meanwhile, I am running around after my 2 kids who are trying to drink out of the dog bowl, eating the plants or shouting 'Daddy I need a poo' with a look on my face which says 'Please tell me when its not that rude to f*** off out of here'

I've got to the point in my life where I can't be arsed to spend my time with people who i'd rather shoot given the choice.

I'm afraid I've done my fair share of this nonsense.

It's almost as tiresome as talking football with my desk at work - me, and three "fans" of Premiership clubs. A Liverpool fan from Surrey, a Chelsea fan and a Spurs fan. In fairness, the Chelsea fan is beginning to get my respect, as he does know his onions. Although only this morning I had to direct him to the Chelsea wikipedia site to point out to him what a nothing club Chelsea were before Abramovich arrived. One league title and one FAC win before he turned up I believe. And words fail me with the gobby Tottingham fan. Hot on the heels of trying to tell everyone WHL holds "about 60,000" last month, today Chelsea fan mentioned the Shelf and got an utterly blank look from him. Plastic twat. Still, at least none of them actually take the piss out of me for supporting a proper club.

 

[BLOCK F]

Inspired by this quote:



I do hate that situation - when your wife has a mate with a f***ing dull gimp as husband, and you're expected to go places as a foursome. PLEASE tell me it isn't just me who finds himself in this situation too often for comfort.

I remember a dinner party where the other two blokes in this six-some were proper rugby twats. One in particular was a right cock, and since then I can't find anybody in the town where I live who likes him - even the other rugger buggers think he's a nob (except the other bloke I was with). Luckily that marriage has f***ed up when he was caught out shagging his secretary so I don't have to see him again.

Anyone else have similar stories?

Simster,there are lots of rugger buggers in Reigate aren't there!Anyway,I like the game but I know what you mean.
I am now at the age where I don't care and just refuse to socialise with people I can't be bothered with.My wife knows this and doesn't mind at all;in fact she is rapidly coming round to my way of thinking.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I'm afraid I've done my fair share of this nonsense.

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And I should mention they are all into Rugby without fail. I've tried to get into it but its not a patch on watching the Albion and I've only ever got as far as understanding off side and crossing.

I prefer to spend my time down the local pub. Found out one of the locals did time a few years back for getting caught flying a microlight full of drugs and another is doing community service for getting caught growing 87 Cannabis plants. Much more interesting than how Wasps are getting on and Englands front row.

 

[Simster]

Simster,there are lots of rugger buggers in Reigate aren't there!Anyway,I like the game but I know what you mean.
I am now at the age where I don't care and just refuse to socialise with people I can't be bothered with.My wife knows this and doesn't mind at all;in fact she is rapidly coming round to my way of thinking.

Yes there are. However, I do quite like the game myself, and some of them are absolutely fine in any case. Naturally, most of the normal reasonable chaps at the two Reigate based rugby clubs also like a spot of soccerball too. The old adage of "never trust a man who doesn't like football" is what needs to be considered here.

 

[User removed 4]

I'm afraid I've done my fair share of this nonsense.

It's almost as tiresome as talking football with my desk at work - me, and three "fans" of Premiership clubs. A Liverpool fan from Surrey, a Chelsea fan and a Spurs fan. In fairness, the Chelsea fan is beginning to get my respect, as he does know his onions. Although only this morning I had to direct him to the Chelsea wikipedia site to point out to him what a nothing club Chelsea were before Abramovich arrived. One league title and one FAC win before he turned up I believe. And words fail me with the gobby Tottingham fan. Hot on the heels of trying to tell everyone WHL holds "about 60,000" last month, today Chelsea fan mentioned the Shelf and got an utterly blank look from him. Plastic twat. Still, at least none of them actually take the piss out of me for supporting a proper club.

Er heloooo!!! One league title , TWO FA Cup wins TWO Cup winners cup wins, and a League cup win before Abramovich thank you very much, and if this bloke is a grown man and doesnt know those facts he's not a fan, he's a sad JCL .

 

[8ace]

You could always throw your car keys in the fruit bowl to liven things up

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I prefer to talk rugby than Premiership football with anyone. If someone follows the Albion then I will happily talk football all night - but when it comes to whether Arsene Wenger should go or whether Carrick is too slow ............. I would rather talk Rugby League.