Bible Bashing Question

[Marc]

This occured to me today (for some odd reason) but whats the Bible Crews answer to this:

GOD woke up and had 10mins to kill before lunch so he created Light/Earth/Adam & Eve etc etc

But what I wanna know is....Who created GOD?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Jebus did.

 

[El Presidente]

What's north of the North Pole

 

[shaolinpunk]

gods parents, obviously

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Using the timescale of the bible, as you can effectively trace the family trees from Adam and Eve, where did the dinosaurs live if the earth hadn't been created?

 

[tedebear]

he came from middle earth

 

[Eggmundo]

Bill Gates

 

[tedebear]

What's north of the North Pole

a flag?

 

[Redhead]

But what I wanna know is....Who created GOD?

Allah?!?

 

[Grendel]

What's north of the North Pole

Nothing - you can only travel south from the North Pole.

 

[Dave the OAP]

No-one...He just is

 

[Marc]

No-one...He just is

thats sexist Dave!

 

[Eggmundo]

Who Made God?

 

[Dave the OAP]

sorry!

its just is


BTW The bible says that God created man in his own image...good job he that is not true or God would look like Dwayne.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Lets all bash Christianity AGAIN.

f*** me. Why not pick on Hindus or Muslims or whatever....

 

[Yorkie]

Honest answer. I don't know.

 

[Silent Bob]

Lets all bash Christianity AGAIN.

f*** me. Why not pick on Hindus or Muslims or whatever....

Racist.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Racist.

Erm no! After all there are many black Christians.

Or better still why pick on any religion...if you dont believe then you just dont believe and leave it at that!

 

[Cian]

Erm no! After all there are many black Christians.

Or better still why pick on any religion...if you dont believe then you just dont believe and leave it at that!

Start attacking me with and forcing your religion on me on my doorstep, on the streets and through the schools and I'll pick on it. However, in Ireland, its only Christianity that does that. Never had a hindu, jew, etc try to get me to buy their religion at the door, outside Easons or in a state-funded school

 

[Marc]

Lets all bash Christianity AGAIN.

f*** me. Why not pick on Hindus or Muslims or whatever....

oh DO shut up!