Best EVER Argus headline

[Scotty Mac]

"woman killed by rat" is still my favourit

 

[Art Vs Science]

Not the Argus but

 

[Husty]

Not the Argus but

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African newspapers are great fun, when I was out in Malawi their national newspaper had a completely genuine 2 page spread following a story of some market trader accused of witch craft, and a man getting 50 years in prison for homosexuality

 

[DT Withdean]

What about:

"Argus gets real local story without errors or laziness".

 

[Art Vs Science]

African newspapers are great fun, when I was out in Malawi their national newspaper had a completely genuine 2 page spread following a story of some market trader accused of witch craft, and a man getting 50 years in prison for homosexuality

I can quite imagine. A bit backward some of it. The name of the guy on the right hand side has a prefix of Shafted:

 

[Lord Bamber]

Not the Argus but

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Red wine everywhere....literally.

"Boy drags flash man of god to police for terrorising his buttocks with Monstor Whopper"

Glen Murray sir - beware!!!

 

[Art Vs Science]

Red wine everywhere....literally.

"Boy drags flash man of god to police for terrorising his buttocks with Monstor Whopper"

Glen Murray sir - beware!!!

Don't be wasting too much of the El Vino

 

[El Presidente]

How come I was not surprised to read in the Liverpool Echo

Liverpool chip shop worker wants £1m compensation after slipping on wet floor

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2011/05/17/liverpool-chip-shop-worker-could-get-more-than-1m-compensation-after-slipping-on-wet-floor-100252-28705587/

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Not as good as man killed by sausage & bacon rasher found in library book

clearly he bag uette ""

 

[El Presidente]

"Man attacked by goose in Horsham" today

God Bless the Argus

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9045198.Man_attacked_by_goose_in_Horsham/?ref=mr

 

[Art Vs Science]

"Man attacked by goose in Horsham" today

God Bless the Argus

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9045198.Man_attacked_by_goose_in_Horsham/?ref=mr

Christ. Where the are these Journo's coming from.

 

[8ace]

"Man attacked by goose in Horsham" today

God Bless the Argus

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9045198.Man_attacked_by_goose_in_Horsham/?ref=mr

Piss poor. I'd have gone with "Dentist goosed in rear (of property)"

 

[Dominoid]

Two brilliant stories in todays Herald (Plymouth's Argus equivalent)

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[gjh1971]

This one always makes me chuckle

 

[Barrel of Fun]

As spotted today...

Twitter

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

why don't they proof read?

 

[Norman Potting]

As spotted today...

Twitter

For those of you who can't be arsed to go on to twitter this Argus Fail has also appeared in the lofty heights of Northern Sussex.

...Write it out 100 times properly in detention young Naylor!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Crazy, eh? How could such a basic error go unspotted? Just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to errors in the Argus.

 

[Biscuit]

Crazy, eh? How could such a basic error go unspotted?

Bad subs or as I suspect, subs off site that are overworked and no longer give a shit.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Still, other papers have idiots too