Best EVER Argus headline

[Lord Bracknell]

A few years back ... "Hove Fire Survivor Found Dead"

 

[8ace]

Naked half ton woman goes missing from East Grinstead garden (From The Argus)

 

[Art Vs Science]

Naked half ton woman goes missing from East Grinstead garden (From The Argus)

The six-foot lady holding a dove and a bunch of flowers disappeared in the dead of night..........holding a Dove??

If the Police cannot find a six foot,half ton woman holding a dove....they need shooting....along with the dove

 

[Dr Q]

Some of those are brilliant.

Bet the journo's have been waiting years for this headline:

http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/news/Thieving-bar-steward-jailed/article-3251135-detail/article.html

 

[Twinkle Toes]

 

[Art Vs Science]

 

[Gwylan]

Some of those are brilliant.

Bet the journo's have been waiting years for this headline:

http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/news/Thieving-bar-steward-jailed/article-3251135-detail/article.html

Damn ... thought it was going to be Bellotti when I read the headline

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

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[bloomingood]

what about the recent 'Pilots to land own planes at Shoreham Airport' ATC under review!

 

[Wienergull]

Possibly apocryphal, but I liked this wartime headline:

"Allies' push bottles up German rear."

 

[chops]

Hate to be a pedant, but this is a bill, not a headline. Same with all the ones on flickr.

 

[robbie c]

many years ago

"Shell found on Beach"

 

[El Presidente]

They are surpassing themselves today

Tubby man suspected of being dodgy Chichester antiques dealer

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

"Tories lose control of Brighton council" is my favourite one.

 

[Simster]

I'm quite looking forward to "Albion THUMP Palace 6-0" in five months time.

And next May's "Albion's Premiership glory" will be my favourite ever.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Looking forward to The Argus printing the obvious headline of 'Poyet Slams Dunk'

 

[The-Libertine]

I sometimes wonder if I've made this up, but I'm sure that one of the Worthing papers (there used to be the Gazette and the Herald) ran the unbelievable headline:

"Man Slips on Dog Filth"

I remember saying to people, 'Who says nothing ever happens in Worthing?.

It was when they were running a campaign to clean up the streets. I have looked on the internet to see if I can track it down but without success? Did it really happen?

 

[8ace]

Skateboarding Brighton dog handed "As-bone" (From The Argus)

 

[WhingForPresident]

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[8ace]

Not the Argus but:

Dog sex grandmother's partner Lee McCall in dock over child porn stash - Liverpool Local News - News - Liverpool Echo