Best EVER Argus headline

[El Presidente]

Worthing boxer attacked by cows

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8783676.Worthing_boxer_attacked_by_cows/?ref=mr

Whatever next?

 

[Stoo82]

He looks TERRIFIED!

 

[Uncle C]

Worthing cow attacked by boxer

 

[Art Vs Science]

Not as good as man killed by sausage & bacon rasher found in library book

 

[Notters]

How is that better than OAP killed by sausage?

 

[Uncle C]

Retarded man escapes after raping lady in laundrette.

Headline --- Nut screws washer and bolts.

 

[Superphil]

I liked this one from last January

.

 

[Gully]

Retarded man escapes after raping lady in laundrette.

Headline --- Nut screws washer and bolts.

Short psychic absconds from prison, remains free.

Headline --- Small medium at large.

 

[brighton_girl87]

I still like - "Witches blamed for Sussex horse plaits"

 

[Everest]

Fixtures?

 

[Monkster]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I liked 'FATBOY INVASION FEARS'

 

[Everest]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

 

[Monkster]

Argus Headline spotting is my guilty please!

 

[Monkster]

 

[Fef]

There's oodles on Flickr: argus headlines - Flickr: Search

They're a hoot !

 

[Monkster]

Yesterdays Worthing Herald was keeping it nice & simple....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

This very morning: 'Scunthorpe not hopeful of landing Murray'

 

[Easy 10]

Todays

"Fox crept in through the catflap and bit my finger off"