Bars - Haywards Heath

[Sheebo]

This Scanny character wants to watch his back - he's obviously never heard of the Albion Heathfield FIRM i'm the leader of...

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Must admit I was mildly tempted with one of those maHOOSive burgers in the Star today as the barmaid delivered couple to a table nearby. Its got a cocktail stick through it with tomatos holding it all together and EVERYTHING.

Their kitchen looks a bit grubby though, which puts me off. I'm never quite pissed enough in there not to care about their grubby kitchen.

so reading this it sounds like you're a lush and an addict to E numbers

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

This Scanny character wants to watch his back - he's obviously never heard of the Albion Heathfield FIRM i'm the leader of...

B.W.S?

 

[Easy 10]

so reading this it sounds like you're a lush and an addict to E numbers

Yes, it does sound exactly like that doesn't it.
My particular favourite at the moment is E326 Potassium Lactate, which is an antioxident acidity regulator you can often find in cottage cheese, yoghurt and some wheat beers. Gives it all a certain KICK, I find.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yes, it does sound exactly like that doesn't it.
My particular favourite at the moment is E326 Potassium Lactate, which is an antioxident acidity regulator you can often find in cottage cheese, yoghurt and some wheat beers. Gives it all a certain KICK, I find.

Similar to a Sven team talk?

 

[Easy 10]

Similar to a Sven team talk?

No, I think you're getting it confused with valium.

 

[Uncle Buck]

No, I think you're getting it confused with valium.

Where as some posters on this thread seem to be on a glue and crack mix...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It pains me to ask but: Is the United Services Club still going, or has that front for crack, money-laundering and prostitution been bulldozed in favour of Stylish Inner City Apartments For Young Professionals?

 

[Cecil]

This Scanny character wants to watch his back - he's obviously never heard of the Albion Heathfield FIRM i'm the leader of...

You seem to have scared him away mate !

 

[Grendel]

It pains me to ask but: Is the United Services Club still going, or has that front for crack, money-laundering and prostitution been bulldozed in favour of Stylish Inner City Apartments For Young Professionals?

It is indeed still going. One of the stewards a couple of years ago ended up doing time for numerous indiscretions, so I understand.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It is indeed still going. One of the stewards a couple of years ago ended up doing time for numerous indiscretions, so I understand.

Glad to hear it. Glad to hear the number of drive-by shootings is down also

 

[Grendel]

Glad to hear it. Glad to hear the number of drive-by shootings is down also

It's a right old ghetto, Haywards Heath.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Yes, it does sound exactly like that doesn't it.
My particular favourite at the moment is E326 Potassium Lactate, which is an antioxident acidity regulator you can often find in cottage cheese, yoghurt and some wheat beers. Gives it all a certain KICK, I find.

you train spotter