Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Les Biehn]

So, Nazi mods, BAN me

Certainly don't mention bob-a-job week!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is Les trying to out Looney?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Just noticed that I have moved into the nervous 90's....

 

[clapham_gull]

If you think this thread is bad now, wait till Boris gets in.

 

[Mendoza]

Anyone remember that time in the pub - The Open House of all places - when there was Uncle Buck, Carrot Cruncher, the Racist Thug and a few others, and we were talking about Pengoon and mentioned his name, when a woman standing next to us - and overhearing our conversation - screamed out really loud 'I know him. I went to school with him when we were about eight. He was rich and fat and well f***ing weird. Kind of nerdy, geeky as well, didn't know how to talk to girls. He scared me...'

ha ha ha, how did I forget that? I wonder if they have been able to close their front door yet?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You were 3rd pig from the right I believe.

That was your missus and you know it

 

[Mendoza]

That was your missus and you know it

how can he have a missus even he doesnt know how to ask out girls

 

[Uncle Buck]

Zesh must be home soon.

 

[Les Biehn]

That was your missus and you know it

To be honest I would take her over the girl with 40lbs of bratwurst up her council.

 

[Les Biehn]

how can he have a missus even he doesnt know how to ask out girls

Never said I don't know how Brett. You are clearly lying and I have the proof. 6pm today and all will be revealed!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Never said I don't know how Brett. You are clearly lying and I have the proof. 6pm today and all will be revealed!

Superb.

Pitchforks or burning stakes?

 

[Les Biehn]

Superb.

Pitchforks or burning stakes?

Total social humiliation is all I require. Plus I am gonna make Brett look very silly indeed with his accusations.

 

[Mendoza]

Never said I don't know how Brett. You are clearly lying and I have the proof. 6pm today and all will be revealed!

it better be something better than a facebook picture which you are allowed to view Carl!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Never said I don't know how Brett. You are clearly lying and I have the proof. 6pm today and all will be revealed!

We do not want your baby elephant impression after a few sambucas Les...

 

[Bluejuice]

Oooh ooh.

Can I get in on this?

If Pengoon's not a stalker then howcome, despite never having met or spoken to him, he has somehow found out my name and keeps poking and superpoking me on facebook?

Also, howcome his name struck terror into the heart of one particular raffle-selling Gully's Girl?

Do I even need to provide evidence?

 

[Les Biehn]

it better be something better than a facebook picture which you are allowed to view Carl!!

Oh it's a picture! A picture I'm gonna paint of you as a liar! Something you can add to your nefarious cannon you racist!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Total social humiliation is all I require. Plus I am gonna make Brett look very silly indeed with his accusations.

You forgot the: "NUZZINK IN ZE VORLD CAN STOP ME NOW" mwaaa haa haa mwaaa haa haaa

 

[Uncle Buck]

Total social humiliation is all I require. Plus I am gonna make Brett look very silly indeed with his accusations.

You had best build it up to something really good.

Also it had better be good, even if you have to Photoshop it.

I do not want you playing the victim role either.

 

[mr sheen]

Oooh ooh.

Can I get in on this?

If Pengoon's not a stalker then howcome, despite never having met or spoken to him, he has somehow found out my name and keeps poking and superpoking me on facebook?

Also, howcome his name struck terror into the heart of one particular raffle-selling Gully's Girl?

Do I even need to provide evidence?

What does a superpoke involve?

 

[Les Biehn]

We do not want your baby elephant impression after a few sambucas Les...

But it is the proof you all need!