Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Will my jeans be waterproof on Saturday?

Yes they will....

 

[the viscount]

Only when Kirtley is playing...

Agreed HeHeHeHe

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I'm being stalked by NSC dickheads.

What should I do?

 

[the viscount]

IF india are 1-0 up in the test's and it is a draw do they take the series there are only 3 tests and 2 have gone

 

[Trigger]

Do you like FLAPJACKS? And if so, when did you last have one? And was it nice? Describe it?...

 

[Seagullible]

Have you recently had any ghost shit?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I'm being stalked by NSC dickheads.

What should I do?

Find a branch of Morrisons and play Scotch Egg Football.

 

[Uncle Buck]

IF india are 1-0 up in the test's and it is a draw do they take the series there are only 3 tests and 2 have gone

Yes.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you like FLAPJACKS? And if so, when did you last have one? And was it nice? Describe it?...

Would rather a scotch egg.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have you recently had any ghost shit?

Could not see it...

 

[John Dorian]

which present would you appreciate more ?

A Slinky ? or a Nodding Dog ?

 

[Nottseagull]

I can answer that for ya if you haven't received a reply yet !!

Its quite simple really, and infact has been proven in a court of law...somewhere in the US of A (where else?).

The case was argued in court, and to prove either way a Jaffa Cake and a regular biscuit (dunno what kind....for arguments sake lets use a Digestive!!) were left overnight in the court house on a plate.

The following morning on returning the court, the jury were provided with the evidence. Plate (A) containing the Jaffa Orangey Delight, and Plate (B) containing the McVities Digestive.

Upon inspection the Jaffa Cake had gone hard, and the Digestive had gone soft.

So there's your answer. Cakes go hard if left out overnight uncovered, and biscuits go soft !!

I'm not a geek I've just heard that story before and remembered it cos it kinda sounded bollox but made sense.....if that makes any sense !!

I think it was an appeal against the Inland Revenue because VAT is levied on "luxury" biscuits (which include chocolate ones) but not cake, however much chocolate they contain. McVitties also produced a cake-sized Jaffa cake which they had made to emphasize the point!

 

[Uncle Buck]

which present would you appreciate more ?

A Slinky ? or a Nodding Dog ?

As long as it has nothing to do with Christmas, a nodding dog.

 

[Nottseagull]

I'm being stalked by NSC dickheads.

What should I do?

Start a binfest thread about it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Start a binfest thread about it.

Oiii, stop giving answers on MY thread.

 

[Nottseagull]

Oiii, stop giving answers on MY thread.

Then insist questions are only PMd to you. It's a public forum.

 

[Perry Milkins]

How are you intending to acquaint Notts seagull with the rules?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Then insist questions are only PMd to you. It's a public forum.

Read the thread title mr Notts. Its really quite simple.

UB. will Brighton and Hove Albion soccerists score more goals than their monkey-hanging counterparts, and thus progress onwards to experience more of the MAGIC of the finest cup competition in the world?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Would rather a scotch egg.

I know where you can buy the best scotch eggs...do you?

 

[sod1]

Oiii, stop giving answers on MY thread.

shall i go and sort him out for you ?