Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

What does Adam Virgo have on our manager?

Why didnt Magoo take the velvet bag with him?

McGhee was not allowed to clear his desk.

Did they take a goat to La Manga?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is it Gavin or Garth?

Garth.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is Virgo Micky Adams' love child

No, he's a very naughtly boy.

 

[Simster]

Garth.

But which is the more amusing mistake? Garth, Gavin or GARY?

 

[Lankyseagull]

How do I keep Tufty away from the silly 9% Old Ale in The Basketmakers in the future?

 

[Uncle Buck]

But which is the more amusing mistake? Garth, Gavin or GARY?

Gav.

 

[Uncle Buck]

How do I keep Tufty away from the silly 9% Old Ale in The Basketmakers in the future?

I am not a miracle worker.

 

[Mendoza]

Where is that f***ing slug??

 

[Lankyseagull]

I am not a miracle worker.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Where is that f***ing slug??

Hopefully it went with the sofas.

 

[Trigger]

Where is that f***ing slag??

 

[fatboy]

Is the wearing of trousers compulsory in Hartlepool?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Where is that f***ing slag??

Probably reporting you to the stewards.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is the wearing of trousers compulsory in Hartlepool?

Not if you want to make money.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Will Adams still be in charge this side of christmas?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will Adams still be in charge this side of christmas?

I would think so, still paying off the last manager...

 

[seagully]

I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.

What Am I?

 

[Trigger]

Have you ever considered becoming a steward, and if not, why?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have you ever considered becoming a steward, and if not, why?

Nope, I find orange such a biggoted colour...

 

[John Dorian]

I have just PURCHASED two scarves, a brown one and a grey one. Which would you wear today ?