Ask Uncle Buck

[Parson Henry]

Will you be co-ordinating the 'fancy dress' costumes for Cheltenham?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will you be co-ordinating the 'fancy dress' costumes for Cheltenham?

We are going as your avatar.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

You are going as Stefan Dennis.

Are you all going to sing "gonna make you feel good"

 

[Uncle Buck]

You are going as Stefan Dennis.

Are you all going to sing "gonna make you feel good"

Hmm neighbours theme.....

Surely it will be time to sing, 'When the red red robin....'

 

[Parson Henry]

I have a Cheltenham fan at work who said that their rousing song is the 'Ying Tong Song'. Are yiu busily composing an amusing chant in response?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I have a Cheltenham fan at work who said that their rousing song is the 'Ying Tong Song'. Are yiu busily composing an amusing chant in response?

No.

 

[Parson Henry]

No.

Then what is occupying your time which has priority? Are you darning Dandyman's socks and vests again?

 

[Trigger]

Ever suffered with premature ejaculation?

 

[Trufflehound]

Ever suffered with premature ejaculation?

I was prematurely ejaculated from a nightclub in Cardiff once.

But then I was fast asleep on the dancefloor.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ever suffered with premature ejaculation?

Personally no, but I would think it could be very embarrasing.

Why know of anyone who has.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Then what is occupying your time which has priority? Are you darning Dandyman's socks and vests again?

Water usage.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Could it be magic?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Could it be magic?

Now?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Now?

Yes. Will you let me feel the wonder of all of you?

 

[Parson Henry]

Have you ever worked in an American fast food chain namely 'Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits?

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Has Tubby Mondays got nothing better to do with his time at the moment, than flick through his Smash Hits Greatest Hits book, picking out various 'question themed' song titles?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yes. Will you let me feel the wonder of all of you?

Tufty asked first.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Has Tubby Mondays got nothing better to do with his time at the moment, than flick through his Smash Hits Greatest Hits book, picking out various 'question themed' song titles?

It is the life of a consultant.

Happy Birthday by the way.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who let the dogs out?

Some stalker.