Ask Uncle Buck

[Les Biehn]

Who is the fittest man and woman on NSC?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Its like a kindly old couple, inoffensive but very boring.

But LI likes it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

How many beans make 5?

Mmmmmm magic beans....

 

[Clothes Peg]

Which member of the GDC is this??

I've hugged that drip.

 

[Les Biehn]

But LI likes it.

No opposition.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Which member of the GDC is this??

Oaf, Oaf, Oaf, Oaf....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who is the fittest man and woman on NSC?

Not met enough of them to pass judgement.

 

[Uncle Buck]

No opposition.

Well I hear he fell out with the empty room.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Not met enough of them to pass judgement.

You've met me. Surely that's enough.

 

[Les Biehn]

Well I hear he fell out with the empty room.

I can imagine him falling out with himself.

 

[Uncle Buck]

You've met me. Surely that's enough.

Still need to meet enough to make an informed decision and not be accused of bias....

 

[Les Biehn]

You've met me. Surely that's enough.

Ok, so just need to decide who the fittest woman is now.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I can imagine him falling out with himself.

Turning up cover in bruises after a night in...

 

[Clothes Peg]

Ok, so just need to decide who the fittest woman is now.

I'll judge the women too.

 

[Trigger]

Will I come back from Cheltenham the same day or will I be held hostage be a bevvy of local 'beauties'...?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will I come back from Cheltenham the same day or will I be held hostage be a bevvy of local 'beauties'...?

There is a good chance that Cheltenham could turn into an overnight experience, but not sure it will be due to local beauties....

 

[Trigger]

Why did I just poke myself in the eye?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why did I just poke myself in the eye?

Because you were looking too closely at your finger.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Where is this Blue Parrot that everyone speaks of?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Where is this Blue Parrot that everyone speaks of?

All over, old boy.