Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

I once paid for some fireworks for a grand finale of a friends birthday, but they went off early, exploded everywhere without being touched and scared the crap out of everyone at the party

should i ask for my money back?

I think more experience of handling potentially explosive material and situations is needed....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Uncle Buck

Can you recommend a good waste disposal man as my rear patio has a lot of rubbish building up.

Thanks.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck

Can you recommend a good waste disposal man as my rear patio has a lot of rubbish building up.

Thanks.

Fly tipping.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Please tell me why I need to vaccum my gate and the best way to do it? Should I pay for a professional and if before the vaccuming a bolt shoots out early, should the person hiring have to pay?

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?threadid=103337

 

[Drumstick]

 

[Les Biehn]

Does wanking actually make you go blind?

 

[Bakesy]

D e w n n ac a ll ae y u g bli?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Does wanking actually make you go blind?

It would certainly explain why I couldn't see the far end of the pitch properly on Saturday.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Hows yer onions?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Hows yer onions?

Red onions.

 

[Trigger]

Did you enjoy my bollock bashing delivery whilst batting yesterday?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Did you enjoy my bollock bashing delivery whilst batting yesterday?...

No.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

When will I, will I, be famous?

 

[Uncle Buck]

When will I, will I, be famous?

You already are....

 

[Tubby Mondays]

When will I see my future in the papers?

 

[Uncle Buck]

When will I see my future in the papers?

Ask Tufty...

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

What did you say on the phone in?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What did you say on the phone in?

Good question.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Good question.

How do i get to Millwall next season?

 

[Les Biehn]

Should I hand in 2 months notice at work so I have to find a new job in that time?