Ask Uncle Buck

[Mendoza]

Is it ok for the county ground to appaud when Extras gets his half century this afternoon?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Should Aids end it?

 

[Kenhead]

Is it ok to be excited early?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is it ok to be excited early?

It can be embarrasing.

 

[fatboy]

Can it cause a mess?

 

[Trigger]

Am I IMPORTANT?

 

[Mendoza]

How do you open a bottle of champaign without it exploding everywhere ?

 

[dougdeep]

Why?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How do you open a bottle of champaign without it exploding everywhere ?

3 out of 4 it seems.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Am I IMPORTANT?

Yes you are special.

 

[Trigger]

Do you like penguins?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you like penguins?

The biscuits are nice enough and the enclousure at Seaworld is good.

 

[Trigger]

Have you ever been to Georgia and if so, what was it like?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have you ever been to Georgia and if so, what was it like?

Never got there.

 

[Buzzer]

What you doing up early on a Sunday morning?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What you doing up early on a Sunday morning?

I think my body clock has broken...

 

[Trigger]

I think my body clock has broken...

Did Jamie have it?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Did Jamie have it?

It could have been oafed.

 

[Mendoza]

I once paid for some fireworks for a grand finale of a friends birthday, but they went off early, exploded everywhere without being touched and scared the crap out of everyone at the party

should i ask for my money back?

 

[Trigger]

Boycie: "I think we should discuss the matter in private, I don't like to be premature".

Trigger: "No, Marlene said something about that the other day".

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Is that one of the BEST Only Fools & Horses lines ever?...