.......... as a ..........

Biscuit · Feb 7, 2005

As useless as a nuns tit.

The Wookiee · Feb 7, 2005

Sweating as a Peodophile In Mothercare

magoo · Feb 7, 2005

NMH said:
Fisted as a lezzie !

what?

alan partridge · Feb 7, 2005

The Wookiee said:
Sweating as a Peodophile In Mothercare

that doesn't even work?

Titanic · Feb 7, 2005

as fresh as a daisy

ripper · Feb 7, 2005

wet as an otters pocket

Titanic · Feb 7, 2005

as truthful as a Labour party manifesto

Dick Knights Mumm · Feb 7, 2005

happy as larry

Saint Lennard · Feb 7, 2005

Fat and grotesque as a Perry.

Easy 10 · Feb 7, 2005

As happy as a dog with two dicks

The Laughing Bluebird · Feb 7, 2005

As empty as the streets of Aberdeen on Comic Relief night.

alan partridge · Feb 7, 2005

as unfinished as a Richie Morris fanzine

Saint Lennard · Feb 7, 2005

as absurd as a kinkygitbil

Titanic · Feb 7, 2005

as sad as an old git.

Adams score 0 · Feb 7, 2005

I feel like you look

Saint Lennard · Feb 7, 2005

Lazy as a Lion................or is that Leon. :lolol:

The Wookiee · Feb 7, 2005

alan partridge said:
that doesn't even work?

It should read 'Sweating Like A peodo In Mothercare'

But does not fit the ...as a .....

Everest · Feb 7, 2005

The Wookiee said:
It should read 'Sweating Like A peodo In Mothercare'

But does not fit the ...as a .....

It does if you use

as sweaty as a peodo in Mothercare.

maxinquaye · Feb 7, 2005

As loose as a wizard's sleeve.

The Wookiee · Feb 7, 2005

You have a face as ugly as a bulldog licking chilli of a thistle :lolol: