.......... as a ..........

[Stat Brother]

I woke in the early hours of Sunday, desperate for a drink (water).
Not actually desperate enough to go & get one, but the idea did keep me 1/2 awake.
While lying there I thought to myself:-

I'm as dry AS A witches tit.

So what other AS A's do the good people of NSC use?

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Nissed as a Pewt is always good.

 

[Tazman]

Pissed AS A fart
Drunk AS A lord
Dry AS A Nun's C***
Quiet AS A mouse
Silly AS A sack load of arseholes
Skinny AS A rake (doesn't apply to me!)

 

[Bluejuice]

Mad as a bucket of badgers

 

[Gully]

Mad as a box of frogs.
Drunk as a skunk.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Baggy as a wizards sleeve

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Mad as Cheese

 

[Adams score 0]

Mashed as a spud

 

[The Large One]

Dry as a vulture's arse.

 

[Marc]

tight as a virgins minge
















what?

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

Gay as a window!

 

[Bluejuice]

As watertight as a mermaid's brassiere

As likely to move as a Frenchman who lives next door to a brothel

She's as wet as a fish's wet bits

As effective as a catflap in an elephant house

As thick as a whale omelette

As happy as a Frenchman who's just invented a pair of self-removing trousers

As useful as a barber�s shop on the steps of a guillotine

You've as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears only golf club



No prizes for guessing who's quotes they are

 

[Lush]

Anyone who uses a phrase "I'm as.. ..... as a ........." is invariably a bit of a wanker in my opinion.

 

[Stat Brother]

keep this up & we'll have written a new series of Blackadder.

 

[Tazman]

keep this up & we'll have written a new series of Blackadder.

 

[NMH]

Fisted as a lezzie !

 

[jevs]

Dry as a nuns fanny

 

[the wanderbus]

AS thick as shit
as much use as a chocolate ashtray
as silly as a rook
as happy as larry

 

[the wanderbus]

and
As bent as a nine bob note

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

As mad as a box of bees.

As rough as ten bears.

As much use as a handbrake on a canoe.

As much use as a chocolate teapot.

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

As ugly as f***.