Are men stupid?

[TSB]

Me go for beer and poke now. Ug.

i went for beer and poke last night i can tell ya

 

[Trotster]

Leave poke out of this!

 

[TSB]

she wanted me HELEN,what can i say

 

[fatboy]

Re: Re: Re: Are men stupid?

Troster likes it in cider ....

Allegedly

Clearly Helen you have the same problem as Fatboy, a fundermental lack of good judgement with the opposite sex.

Apparently.

 

[looney]

http://www.darktruth.net/animations/BeerGoggles.swf

 

[TSB]

thanx for that looney

 

[Meade's Ball]

Take away stupid, and what have i got?

 

[Marshy]

you couldnt live without us trotster.

 

[tedebear]

total shyte BAG . . .although I'd admit to making the odd mistake in the past . . . . .usually caused by women

reasons . .

1 incontinent maybe (beer induced). . . but never incompetent . . . .this is why we have a 'quick release system' rather than having to find a 5 star padded heated seat everytime we need to go for a leak

2 we can . . . .cars, we always buy cool cars based on performance and style . . .rather than because its a nice colour

3 are you referring to women per chance . . . . . well its only because some of you threaten our beer and sex supply . . . .what do you expect

Zef

veeeeeeery interesting

 

[Trotster]

Cider WTF are you on about

 

[fatboy]

In cider

Insider her


Oh dear.

 

[Trotster]

oh. right.

Yet more proof men cant do anything without it relating to sex or drink.....

I rest my case

 

[Meade's Ball]

oh. right.

Yet more proof men cant do anything without it relating to sex or drink.....

I rest my case

Is it a case full of porn?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I think women have their place in a modern society. kabul! thats a good place

Now Helen darling ,dont worry your pretty little head about things, make me a nice cup of tea and I will let you talk about kittens and fluffy wuffy bunnies

 

[fatboy]

I rest my case

Would you like me to hold it for you?

 

[Trotster]

 

[bhaexpress]

oh. right.

Yet more proof men cant do anything without it relating to sex or drink.....

I rest my case

Just conforming to your stereotype Trots.

 

[grassmonkey]

46 THINGS WOMEN CANT DO........SUPPOSEDLY

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Read a map
9. Rob a bank
10. Sit still
11. Tell a joke
12. Play pool
13. Pay for dinner
14. Eat a kebab while walking
15. Argue without shouting
16. Get told off without crying
17. Understand fruit machines
18. Walk past a shoe shop
19. Make a decent bacon sandwich
20. Not comment on strangers clothes
21. Use small amounts of toilet paper
22. Let you sleep with a hang over
23. Drink a pint gracefully
24. Get a round in
25. Throw a punch
26. Do magic
27. Like your friends
28. Eat a really hot curry
29. Get to the point
30. Buy plain envelopes
31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
34. Avoid credit card debt
35. Dive into a pool
36. Assemble furniture
37. Set a video recorder
38. Not try to change you
39. Watch a war film
40. Understand why flirting results in violence
41. Spend a day by themselves
42. Go to the toilet by themselves
43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
44. Choose a video quickly
45. Fart (got this one wrong!)
46. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

 

[Yorkie]

Just to prove 46 right

I can do

1.
2.
5.
6.
7.
8.
12. Ask Tom Hark or Locky
18.
23.Who would want to?
24. I do
27. I like all Ned's friends
33.
34.
36.
37.
41. Frequently at the moment
45. Ask Ned

 

[berkshire seagull]

Men rule although depends what sort of man its about