Are men stupid?

[fatboy]

Dinner on the table at half past five TROTT.

 

[zefarelly]

total shyte BAG . . .although I'd admit to making the odd mistake in the past . . . . .usually caused by women

reasons . .

1 incontinent maybe (beer induced). . . but never incompetent . . . .this is why we have a 'quick release system' rather than having to find a 5 star padded heated seat everytime we need to go for a leak

2 we can . . . .cars, we always buy cool cars based on performance and style . . .rather than because its a nice colour

3 are you referring to women per chance . . . . . well its only because some of you threaten our beer and sex supply . . . .what do you expect

Zef

 

[Raphael Meade]

WRONG. I can wank AND finger my arsehole.

post of the day from STEVEN

 

[looney]

I say Yes.

you shouldn't be saying anything, you should be getting on with the housework and cooking the tea!!!

 

[Trotster]

Idiots - the lot of ya!

Get back in your sheds

 

[On the Left Wing]

can i have a cup of tea please ?

Make that two cups ...

 

[Yorkie]

Make that two cups ...

You know where the kettle is

 

[perth seagull]

I thought that women were supposed to be caring and sensitive. I think I am scarred for life by these hurtful comments.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

You know where the kettle is

yes, but what's it for?

 

[On the Left Wing]

You know where the kettle is

Yes, but I don't know how it works .... can you do a sandwich for me while you're at it ...

 

[Yorkie]

yes, but what's it for?

Do you really want me to tell you?

 

[zefarelly]

SHED! workshop maybe . . .but SHED . . . . sheds are for wimps

 

[Simster]

You know where the kettle is

I do indeed, but it won't work without your pretty little hands filling it up and turning it on.

 

[Simster]

* pats Yorkie's bum as she turns to the kitchen sink, kettle in hand *

 

[Yorkie]

* pats Yorkie's bum as she turns to the kitchen sink, kettle in hand *

mmmmmm

 

[London Calling]

shagging....women

That's two things at once.

One is shagging.

Two is women.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Me no agree.

Men no stupid. Men brave and strong. Me man.

Me go for beer and poke now. Ug.

 

[On the Left Wing]

* pats Yorkie's bum as she turns to the kitchen sink, kettle in hand *

and another Mr Kipling apple pie would be nice .... while you're there

 

[bhaexpress]

I say Yes.

Daft bints - please add to the list

1. They are incompetant - Full stop
2. Cant make a sensible decision if it doesnt include sex or beer
3. Cant commit to anything unless it includes sex AND beer

Clearly Helen you have the same problem as Fatboy, a fundermental lack of good judgement with the opposite sex.

 

[bhaexpress]

Re: Re: Are men stupid?

I like cider.

Troster likes it in cider ....