Apologies to the girl I kept falling on at QPR

[Safeway]

It's unlikely that you or the people that you were with will read this, but I wanted to apologise for being just a little bit more drunk as the proverbial lord on Saturday and falling on you at least twice. You were sat in the second row of the top tier, just to the right of the goal. I know if some pissed twat kept falling on me then I would want to smack him. Thank you for not doing so. Sorry again.

 

[fatboy]

 

[Rambo]

She wasnt happy Safeway, I saw a few nasty looks going your way! Good job you didnt fall on me or I would have toppled over the upper tier into the crowd below!
You were very funny though. 'Day, Gay, Day Gay'

 

[Gerbil]

It's unlikely that you or the people that you were with will read this, but I wanted to apologise for being just a little bit more drunk as the proverbial lord on Saturday and falling on you at least twice. You were sat in the second row of the top tier, just to the right of the goal. I know if some pissed twat kept falling on me then I would want to smack him. Thank you for not doing so. Sorry again.

Were you drunk

I hadn't noticed

 

[dwayne]

It's unlikely that you or the people that you were with will read this....

Why put it up then?

...and they call me the attention seeker

 

[Sitting Room Only]

Oh yeah Day - Gay

And weren't we trying to get him to look up at us - yeah like he's gonna fall for that one

I think I grabbed that girls hair when we scored - I really do hate US

 

[fatboy]

I noticed a large number of fit girls in the Brighton end.

 

[Safeway]

Re: Re: Apologies to the girl I kept falling on at QPR

Why put it up then?

...and they call me the attention seeker

Look, shit for brains, I said it was unlikely she would read it, not impossible. Therefore it's worth putting up on the off chance that she or someone she knows does. Get it? Do ya?

And you're not an attention seeker, you're just a ****.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You absolute COCKER safeway.

 

[fatboy]

Re: Re: Re: Apologies to the girl I kept falling on at QPR

And you're not an attention seeker, you're just a ****.

 

[Rambo]

I noticed a large number of fit girls in the Brighton end.

I also noted the incredibly fine amount of beaver on display.
Well done girls.

 

[dwayne]

Re: Re: Re: Apologies to the girl I kept falling on at QPR

Look, shit for brains, I said it was unlikely she would read it, not impossible. Therefore it's worth putting up on the off chance that she or someone she knows does. Get it? Do ya?

And you're not an attention seeker, you're just a ****.

ooo scathing:safeway2:

Just admit you put it up to get attention, and yeah you are great, you get drunk and fall on women...legend or what

 

[The Large One]

Put it this way, Safeway, she stopped you from 'stage diving' on to the top of the goal net.

And you sing Sussex by the Sea hopelessly out of tune. :safeway:

 

[Shegull]

Some people would do anything to attract the opposite sex

 

[Faldo]

Which sex is Safeway attracting?

 

[Artois]

Which sex is Safeway attracting?

What's on offer?

 

[TSB]

Re: Re: Apologies to the girl I kept falling on at QPR

Why put it up then?

...and they call me the attention seeker

oi dwayne,i want my face back!!!!

 

[Faldo]

What's on offer?

To be honest, I'm not sure I want to know!

There was once a time he offered to make me "very happy"...

... still in therapy.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Christ that poor girl grrrrrrrrrr

 

[Chesney Christ]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Apologies to the girl I kept falling on at QPR

Dwayne - didn't you once tell me that everyone from NSC who has met you likes you?