anyone want to see a picture of a goat driving a tractor?

[nomad]

He loves it.

 

[Muzzman]

I wouldn't say he's driving it.. just stood upon it.

 

[Silent Bob]

If he is driving it he's about to crash.

 

[Biscuit]

 

[JJ McClure]

Clearly he's just making sure the trailor is attached properly before driving off.

 

[Rambo]

He is clearly not keeping his eyes on the road.

 

[nomad]

I wouldn't say he's driving it.. just stood upon it.

But he WANTS to drive the tractor. you can see it in his eyes. The way he is standing upon the tractor says to the viewer:



"This is my tractor and i intend to drive it, granted you cannot see any keys - i do not have pockets , as a kangaroo does but my intention is more latent than any other to drive this machine"

That says alot to me

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

I don't think the goat has any intentions whatsoever of driving that tractor.

 

[Biscuit]

I don't think the goat has any intentions whatsoever of driving that tractor.

What are you on? You cheap rip off!!

The goat has obviously EVERY intention of driving that tractor. He is simply trying to find a smooth rid away from the the trailor (left) and the wooden fence (right).

He is simply pondering his next move.

 

[nomad]

I don't think the goat has any intentions whatsoever of driving that tractor.

How can you judge a goat's intentions from just one picture?

i beleive that we have to look at the evidence that we have - which is that the goat aint moving for nobody, and lusts for control for the tractor that he stands on.

He's been wanting that for a while - you can tell by the way he cocks his head.

 

[Trufflehound]

He's clearly reversing...

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

What are you on? You cheap rip off!!

The question has to be asked - What are you on my friend!?

If you look closely there is a nice trailor (come goat type bed arrangement) attachted to the tractor on the left of the picture. The goat is merely using the tractor as a means to get into said trailor to get a decent afternoons siesta.

Honestly some people.

 

[REDLAND]

I wouldn't say he's driving it.. just stood upon it.

quite !

 

[Hampden Park]

its a black slim sheep in a hair band

 

[Franks Wild Years]

quite !

He's clearly testing rear tyre preasure. Isn't it obvious ?

 

[Everest]

He's just eaten the driver. He's licking his lips.

 

[nomad]

The goat is merely using the tractor as a means to get into said trailor to get a decent afternoons siesta.

If you were on a tractor like that - would you want to sleep - i wouldn't..

 

[Biscuit]

The question has to be asked - What are you on my friend!?

If you look closely there is a nice trailor (come goat type bed arrangement) attachted to the tractor on the left of the picture. The goat is merely using the tractor as a means to get into said trailor to get a decent afternoons siesta.

Honestly some people.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

I happen to know the Goat in question and I have been assured that he was indeed trying to drive the tractor.

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

You are all missing the point.

The goat has in fact just finished driving the tractor. He has parked it up and is now intent on having a little sleep.

I'm glad we've put that one to bed (not the goat obviously).

 

[nomad]

NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Why would the goat pose for a picture AFTER the event? He wouldn't want to be all sweaty in a picture with his dream?

After all we all KNOW how much goats love tractors - they would get a little nervous!