Andy Carroll

[Poyetry In Motion]

Won't be long before Skybet pickup on this and we'll be favourites to sign him, despite it being arguably the most unlikely transfer ever
Edit: I respectfully refer the OP, to my signature

 

[CHAPPERS]

Fair enough, some of the comments on here saying it's ridiculous. I just noticed it on the BBC website. His valuation is clearly over inflated, and I think Brendon Rodgers realises this. As I said before, if someone had posted on here at the end of the season that we were going to sign Wayne Bridge, the poster would have been laughed at mercilessly. I think Bridge signing has highlighted a couple of things - That anything is possible, and that by getting one or two high profile signings will generate more interest from other players who will feel we're worth joining.

Shut up.

 

[Albion Dan]

Like i said yesterday this board has officially turned to shit and is painful viewing. It is embarrasing and is now probably worse than football rumours. Maybe a silly transfer subsection is required to keep crap like this from completely dominating the whole forum.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Oh!!

 

[Albion Dan]

Fair enough, some of the comments on here saying it's ridiculous. I just noticed it on the BBC website. His valuation is clearly over inflated, and I think Brendon Rodgers realises this. As I said before, if someone had posted on here at the end of the season that we were going to sign Wayne Bridge, the poster would have been laughed at mercilessly. I think Bridge signing has highlighted a couple of things - That anything is possible, and that by getting one or two high profile signings will generate more interest from other players who will feel we're worth joining.

He has just scored in the Euros for England. Get a f***ing grip on reality.

 

[Falkor]

f*** me remind me to ignore mutts points on players, f*** me

 

[Simster]

Shut up.

Correct.

Shut THE f*** up.

 

[Mellotron]

What a goal. Unbelievable leap.

 

[Simster]

Like i said yesterday this board has officially turned to shit and is painful viewing. It is embarrasing and is now probably worse than football rumours. Maybe a silly transfer subsection is required to keep crap like this from completely dominating the whole forum.

It's like the OP decided: "Oh look, NSC has 3 threads on the subjects of shitting and wanking. How can I make it seem even more puerile? Oh I know, I'll suggest a £35m current England international and Liverpool regular as a potential transfer target"

 

[Cat Fish]

Good chance of going to West Ham on loan if anywhere. Matching styles and his best mate Nolan being captain can really see it happening.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

This thread is embarassing!

 

[saafend_seagull]

Please can a mod delete this before supporters from different teams see this & we become a huge laughting stock.

Already said this on the Rhodes thread.

Cringeworthy.

 

[IfieldBlue]

We do not need another out of form striker ,we need one that can score goals regularly.

It may be too late.....

 

[Albumen]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18778825

Could be the "gem" signing we're looking for? Doubtful I know, but we're a club with massive ambition, and even a few weeks ago we would have said our new signings were fanciful at best. I get the feeling that anything at this moment could be possible.

Are you mental?

England No. 9 £37m striker, meet the Championship. I'm sure you'll get on just fine.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

I feel bad for OP, just didn't know what was coming

 

[Titanic]

Please can a mod delete this before supporters from different teams see this & we become a huge laughting stock.

I've moved it for you along with the other recent shit and wank threads.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

I hear Seidou Keita has been released by Barca - while we're at it why don't we sign him too?

 

[lizard]

TYVM, I haven't laughed this hard in a long while!

 

[Daffy Duck]

I refer the learned gentlemen to the previous thread

I really was only only joking.

And don't assume that everyone who posts on here is a bloke.

 

[c0lz]