BobbySmith
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Bloody hell just seen the press conf, boy did he look happy........or what..........poor man, 5 years with the Croydon Cretins is a life sentance, my thoughts are with the poor man and his imediate family.
palacefan4life said:ah poor little seagulls shittin themselves at the prospect of coming up against the best player outside the prem don't worry once we're promoted and you've inevitably gone down, you won't have to play against him EVER again
''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw that match ball,
he said 'i'm havin that!'
he scores um with his left foot,
he scores um with his right,
and when he's playing BR**TON,
he's scores all f'kin night!!!''
I thank you!
The Northstander said:''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he is rather hot,
and when he has the match ball,
he always shoots from the spot!'
he tries to shoot with his left foot,
and then looks rather wank,
but when he's playing BR**TON,
he gets f***ed by the tank!!!''
Ohhhh Guy Butters, woah woah Guy Butters!!
The Northstander said:''Oh Andy Johnson's tragic,
he likes to try a trick,
but when he has the match ball,
he just looks like a prick!'
They think they are a big team,
But they're really wet as farts,
and when they're playing BR**TON,
They wish they had CKR!!!''
brighton rock said:
Na mate you`re to f***ing quick they won`t even know you`ve past em especially those Brighton knob ends.Yorkie said:Oooohh hold my hands boys. I'm so scared of the Coca Cola Championship.
Do you think those nasty defenders will get me?