BobbySmith
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Bloody hell just seen the press conf, boy did he look happy........or what..........poor man, 5 years with the Croydon Cretins is a life sentance, my thoughts are with the poor man and his imediate family.
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Albion Rob
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Ha. ha, ha, ha.
So, Johnson decides another five years with the scum is what's in order. Or does he?
Hang on a minute. When Palarse are languishing in 10th place (have you seen their own predictions on BBC online? You would think it was them, and not Southampton, who had just spent 20-odd years in the top flight) and BJ has no interest in playing for them any more do you think the offers will be coming thick and fast then? It'll be just like us with Zamora - we should have cashed in our chips while the going was good. BJ may have played for England but all he really did last season was dive a lot and show himself to be a decent place kicker (memories of Shithurst 2002 here).
As for the England squad. Yeah BJ, you're a shoe-in pal. All the best defences in the world are going to be shuddering while you notch goals against the likes of Luton and Hull. Meanwhile Peter Crouch, Rooney, Owen and to a lesser degree Alan Smith and Darius Vassell are taking on Europe's elite. Think about it, Sven didn't want to play him anyway but bowed to media pressure then played him out of position to make him look shit.
We were rattled when he banged in his two penalties and header last time, I'll give you that - things will be different this time around, make no mistake.
So, Johnson decides another five years with the scum is what's in order. Or does he?
Hang on a minute. When Palarse are languishing in 10th place (have you seen their own predictions on BBC online? You would think it was them, and not Southampton, who had just spent 20-odd years in the top flight) and BJ has no interest in playing for them any more do you think the offers will be coming thick and fast then? It'll be just like us with Zamora - we should have cashed in our chips while the going was good. BJ may have played for England but all he really did last season was dive a lot and show himself to be a decent place kicker (memories of Shithurst 2002 here).
As for the England squad. Yeah BJ, you're a shoe-in pal. All the best defences in the world are going to be shuddering while you notch goals against the likes of Luton and Hull. Meanwhile Peter Crouch, Rooney, Owen and to a lesser degree Alan Smith and Darius Vassell are taking on Europe's elite. Think about it, Sven didn't want to play him anyway but bowed to media pressure then played him out of position to make him look shit.
We were rattled when he banged in his two penalties and header last time, I'll give you that - things will be different this time around, make no mistake.
Northstander
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palacefan4life said:ah poor little seagulls shittin themselves at the prospect of coming up against the best player outside the premdon't worry once we're promoted and you've inevitably gone down, you won't have to play against him EVER again
''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw that match ball,
he said 'i'm havin that!'
he scores um with his left foot,
he scores um with his right,
and when he's playing BR**TON,
he's scores all f'kin night!!!''
I thank you!
''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he is rather hot,
and when he has the match ball,
he always shoots from the spot!'
he tries to shoot with his left foot,
and then looks rather wank,
but when he's playing BR**TON,
he gets f***ed by the tank!!!''
Ohhhh Guy Butters, woah woah Guy Butters!!
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
The Northstander said:''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he is rather hot,
and when he has the match ball,
he always shoots from the spot!'
he tries to shoot with his left foot,
and then looks rather wank,
but when he's playing BR**TON,
he gets f***ed by the tank!!!''
Ohhhh Guy Butters, woah woah Guy Butters!!
Bravo Bravo, Encore Encore.
Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,031
''Oh Andy Johnson's tragic,
he likes to try a trick,
but when he has the match ball,
he just looks like a prick!'
They think they are a big team,
But they're really wet as farts,
and when they're playing BR**TON,
They wish they had CKR!!!''
he likes to try a trick,
but when he has the match ball,
he just looks like a prick!'
They think they are a big team,
But they're really wet as farts,
and when they're playing BR**TON,
They wish they had CKR!!!''
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
The Northstander said:''Oh Andy Johnson's tragic,
he likes to try a trick,
but when he has the match ball,
he just looks like a prick!'
They think they are a big team,
But they're really wet as farts,
and when they're playing BR**TON,
They wish they had CKR!!!''
, they're getting better.
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Andrew Johnson is ready to get injured on Saturday.
NMH
Banned
Oh Andy J's a wanker,
he wears a wankers' hat
he's so good at going to ground
he needs a wrestler's mat
His team are chrystal paliss
they're a steaming pile of diarhea
so if Johnson stays with those scum
he's f***ed his chances of getting in the national team
Doh! so the poetry broke down toward the end....but I couldn't help it, and it is completely appropriate after all
he wears a wankers' hat
he's so good at going to ground
he needs a wrestler's mat
His team are chrystal paliss
they're a steaming pile of diarhea
so if Johnson stays with those scum
he's f***ed his chances of getting in the national team
Doh! so the poetry broke down toward the end....but I couldn't help it, and it is completely appropriate after all
Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,031
Oh Andy J's a wanker,
he wears a wankers' hat
he's so good at going to ground
he needs a wrestler's mat
His team are chrystal paliss
The Championships pile of piss
but if Johnson stays with Phalarse
.........add Line..........
he wears a wankers' hat
he's so good at going to ground
he needs a wrestler's mat
His team are chrystal paliss
The Championships pile of piss
but if Johnson stays with Phalarse
.........add Line..........
Croydonbloke
Palace in Sussex
Na mate you`re to f***ing quick they won`t even know you`ve past em especially those Brighton knob ends.Yorkie said:
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
A lack of ambition has been shown by AJ. Therefore he will never get his england spot.
Well he might actually if we need to win a dodgy pen and who better than '9.5 9.5 9.5 AJ' to win a dive at the last min against johnny foreigner.
Well he might actually if we need to win a dodgy pen and who better than '9.5 9.5 9.5 AJ' to win a dive at the last min against johnny foreigner.
West Upper Seagull
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My money is on Johnson leaving in the January transfer window. This latest deal is just a smokescreen to get everyone off his case and for Johnson to withdraw his transfer request.
I reckon there's an off the record agreement that Palace will let him go if a Premiership club comes in for him in January and Palace are not in the top 6 - which they won't be. Don't kid yourselves !!!
I reckon there's an off the record agreement that Palace will let him go if a Premiership club comes in for him in January and Palace are not in the top 6 - which they won't be. Don't kid yourselves !!!
NMH
Banned
All this guff from Sven about Johnson having just as much chance of making the England side....what was he going to say, that "you players outside the Prem haven't got a prayer"? He CAN'T say it, so he had to bullshit Johnson - who probably wasn't in his plans really anyway!