Croydonbloke
Palace in Sussex
Re: Re: Re: Re: Andrew Johnson is ready...
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Andrew Johnson is ready...
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Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
Re: Re: Re: Andrew Johnson is ready...
while we go and watch our club how about you lot go onto a scyum board and tell them how happy you all are about it.
Maybe, just maybe, someone there will give a f***!
Croydonbloke said:FAIL? How can we fail to get promoted with such a remarkable squad. Go and watch your 2 bob outfit and fight another relegation battle in front of 9,000 fans.
while we go and watch our club how about you lot go onto a scyum board and tell them how happy you all are about it.
Maybe, just maybe, someone there will give a f***!
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
eagles #1 said:
25 goals - 22 of which will prob be penalties my friend!
very expensive wage bill to score from 12 yards with no defenders!!
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perth seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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This is fantastic news for England. It means that AJ will have f**k all chance of playing in the World Cup. He isn't remotely good enough anyway. Sven may say otherwise, but who would really pick a Championship striker for England?
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
perth seagull said:
exactly - he is WAY down the pecking order.
Our new Argie striker has more chance of an England call up now!!
BobbySmith
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what is all the fuss about Johnson, Emille Heskey scored more goals from open play then him last year ?. Agree about ego's and Jordan,,,,,,,,,,,,,what a prat, although you can see why the name Jordan and tit go together.............I would much have a chairman like Dick who actually cares about the long tern future of the club, not a flash little mobile phone salesman
brighton rock
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come with us andy back to selhurst,you know it make sence
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
this is a BRIGHTON board - we couldn't give a f*** about that gifted little prick!!
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Are you saying SJ doesnt care about the long term future of this club?! You're very wrong if you do, he spent next to nothing of our £25m+ fortunes from last season so he didnt bankrupt the club if (and we did) get relegated. That money has allowed us to keep the bulk of our squad together and make good additions so that we have a very good chance of Promotion this season.BobbySmith said:
I'm very happy we've got a chairman that cares so greatly about his club that he will do anything and everything to keep it's best players. He will not be mugged off by agents and speaks his mind. If only other chairman's did the same football would be a better place.
Seagull's Return
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Credit where it's due, the bald one IS a successful Championship striker, bless him - you can see why Palace supporters are so pleased. Good for England, too; much better to leave it to the Premiership teams to furnish the World Cup squad with (ambitious) players.
Brixtaan
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Seagull's Return said:
Here here.Looking forward to Albion being directly responsible for wiping millions off his value too.
palacefan4life
New member
ah poor little seagulls shittin themselves at the prospect of coming up against the best player outside the prem 
don't worry once we're promoted and you've inevitably gone down, you won't have to play against him EVER again
''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw that match ball,
he said 'i'm havin that!'
he scores um with his left foot,
he scores um with his right,
and when he's playing BR**TON,
he's scores all f'kin night!!!''
I thank you!
don't worry once we're promoted and you've inevitably gone down, you won't have to play against him EVER again ''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw that match ball,
he said 'i'm havin that!'
he scores um with his left foot,
he scores um with his right,
and when he's playing BR**TON,
he's scores all f'kin night!!!''
I thank you!
palacefan4life said:
''Oh Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he wears it on his bald head,
and looks a fuckin' twat'
he falls over his left foot,
he falls over his right,
and when he's playing BR**TON,
he's falls all f'kin night!!!''
I thank you!
Indeed.
BobbySmith
New member
Errhh is this the same Andy Johnson who wants to leave Palace, but Chairman will not sell him, so looks like you will have a very happy player for you this year 
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?notberkshire seagull
New member
How the f*** can you call a press confrence for that
I hear its 3 million bucks contract,you will be desperate to get shot of him once you flop next season 
I hear its 3 million bucks contract,you will be desperate to get shot of him once you flop next season
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 71,885
5 year contract with 'no get out clause' - that'll last about a minute and a half in court
Mind you, that AJ's a shrewd bloke. Doesn't reckon Palarse will be in the Championship for long. I'm sure he's right...
What with AJ starring in The Muppet Show, and gormless Dan Harding about to realise that he should have stayed with a decent club, this season is shaping into a comedy classic on all fronts
Mind you, that AJ's a shrewd bloke. Doesn't reckon Palarse will be in the Championship for long. I'm sure he's right...
What with AJ starring in The Muppet Show, and gormless Dan Harding about to realise that he should have stayed with a decent club, this season is shaping into a comedy classic on all fronts
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Im sure it will be the funniest season yet!Tom Hark said:5 year contract with 'no get out clause' - that'll last about a minute and a half in court
Mind you, that AJ's a shrewd bloke. Doesn't reckon Palarse will be in the Championship for long. I'm sure he's right...
What with AJ starring in The Muppet Show, and gormless Dan Harding about to realise that he should have stayed with a decent club, this season is shaping into a comedy classic on all fronts