Almost TV Shows

[Seagullible]

Casually - fly on the wall show a at hospital A&E

 

[Mendoza]

Dragons Pen - inventors ask for cash to create the perfect writing tool to take Deborah Meaden's business to the next level

 

[captainmorganrum]

MANIC ROUNDABOUT - A reality TV show based on the Hanger Lane gyratory.

 

[captainmorganrum]

WORKING PUNCH - One lucky member of the public gets to smack Declan Curry's lights out

 

[captainmorganrum]

TAP GEAR - round up of events in the world of souped-up bathroom fittings

 

[captainmorganrum]

BLAKE'S SEMEN - intergalactic freedom fighter Blake tries to jizz on Servelan and Avon

 

[bhafc99]

PRISON BAKE.
Ice-cool Michael Scholfield gets himself committed to prison in order to rescue his brother from death row. Sadly his plan begins rapidly to unravel, as he realises his complex and cryptic all-body tattoo does not, in fact, reveal an escape route, but merely the recipe for Carrot Cake. Can the brothers perfect their Victoria Sponge before the electric chair 'cooks' them?

 

[backson]

The Friday Night Projectile - camera teams across the UK film tons of pissed up people vomiting in town centres

 

[backson]

The Orifice - comedy starring Ricky Gervais as a middle manager talking out of his arse

 

[backson]

The Yeung Ones - watch as a far eastern businessman tries (and fails) to take over a struggling Midlands football club, with hilarious results

 

[backson]

Hedge of Darkness - a young boy clambers inside a very big hedge, where it's very very dark

 

[Mendoza]

Inside Sort - Premiership footballers do kiss and tell sex stories on fake tanned and breasted, peroxide haired, money grabbing nobodies

 

[Tony the Pony]

Tile Team

Tony Robinson leads a bunch of archeologists around B & Q, trying to find the oldest tile on the shelf.

 

[Jahooli]

Slipper - Adventures of a young boy and his uniquely aquatic night footwear

 

[Chester Drawers]

Channel Four Tracing - Join John Francombe and Claire Balding as they attempt to trace the origins of the translucent paper

 

[Chester Drawers]

Countdrown - This week Dracula goes head to head with De Monte Cristo winner takes all ...

 

[Seagull's Return]

String Watch - Bill Oddie acts the **** as usual but...with twine

And its autumnal counterpart, Last Of The Summer Twine...

 

[backson]

Randall and Hopkirk (Diseased) - a detective solves crimes whilst his partner battles with leprosy

 

[Barrow Boy]

Mr Bent - Watch the cartoon adventures of the friendly neighbourhood loner as he puts on outrageous fancy dress costumes and tries to get local children to help him look for his lost puppy.

 

[backson]

Screen Pest - Contestants answer questions about movies, whilst being stalked