Almost TV Shows

[Everest]

Hose - Dr. Gregory Hose (Hugh Laurie) pioneers the DIY colonic irrigation in the garden.

 

[backson]

The Flintstoners - Fred and Barney smoke pot and get the munchies for large amounts of Brontosaurus ribs.

 

[backson]

Tom and Gerry - cartoon antics of that lovable cat, and the President of Sinn Fein

 

[hans kraay fan club]

'The OG'. Mischa Barton puts through her own net.

 

[backson]

Mock the Weak - comedy panel show where guests have an opportunity to poke fun at the afflicted

 

[captainmorganrum]

QUANTUM LEAK - the adventures of a time travelling plumber

TOUCHWOOD - Amazingly gay Doctor Who spinoff. I mean, Liberace gay.

 

[captainmorganrum]

WANKING WITH DINOSAURS - scaly beasts in toss-off fest

 

[captainmorganrum]

BAGPUSSY - Paedophile opens a toy shop.

 

[captainmorganrum]

ANGLE - Vampires do maths in supernatural Buffy spin off

 

[captainmorganrum]

CROOKSIDE - cul-de-sac of thieving Scouse bastards

 

[captainmorganrum]

HAPPY GAYS - Fonzie, Richie, Ralph and the gang go shopping for scatter cushions and other soft furnishings

 

[Everest]

Host Whisperer - Michael Parkinson returns with a new series of shows designed to cause the hard of hearing distress.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

One man and his Bog - the stroy of one man who has suffered from diarrhoea all his life

 

[Guy Fawkes]

One man and his Log - a mans obsession with wood

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Doogie Howser: V.D.
Years of sleeping with his patients finally catch up with the eternally youthful medical student.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Aeroes - the show where contestants count the number of bubbles in chocolate bars to win prizes

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Bint
Late night quiz show for women

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fraggle Cock
Adult puppet action

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The old grey whittle test - the show where elderly contestants carve tent pens and other objects with a pen knife

 

[Norman Potting]

Top Beer - Clarkson and Hammond host a "fly on the wall" documentary about the daily doings of Harveys Brewery.