Almost TV Shows

[Titanic]

Starkey and Hutch - The eminent TV historian branches out with a rabbit breeders one hour special.

 

[Seagullible]

Rents-a-ghost - Following former footballer Sam rents new career

 

[Titanic]

A Taste of my Wife - Nigel Slater goes cannibal.

 

[Titanic]

Rick Stein's Waste of the Pea - a shocking expose about the lack of cheap Polish farm labour.

 

[Titanic]

Nigella Nites -

 

[Jahooli]

The Flushing Blade - Dubbed adventures of French swordsman desguised as a plumber during the Franco Spanish war.

 

[Titanic]

The Long Wanger - Hi Ho Silver, away!

 

[Titanic]

Rolf Harris's Carton Time - hard times have befallen the artistic Aussie, and he has to use all his crafty skills to fashion somewhere to sleep in the subway using some old carboard boxes.

 

[Jahooli]

Fizzy Dripping - Slutty adventures of a congenital liar with STD.

 

[Titanic]

In a remake of a famous Fawlty Towers episode, Basil can't wait to get his hands on Mylene's assets... A Touch of Klass

 

[Captain Haddock]

Have I Got Nudes For You.

'Hilarious' Hislop and Mirthful Merton witticise over the week's tabloid beauties!

 

[Captain Haddock]

The Tool In The Crown.

Documentary charting the days leading up to Charlie boy's coronation.

 

[Captain Haddock]

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Malaria?

The Tribe's Bruce Parry traipses Africa in search of potential contestants for a tasteless new musical audition. The finalists find uber judge Simon Towel no help at all as they sweat it out for the lead role!

 

[Mendoza]

15 do 1 - The World Cup Winning England Rugby team hire a hotel room and invite Jodie Marsh

 

[Captain Haddock]

The Life Of Plants.

Before The Osbornes there was this forgotten series (though it barely got off the ground *groan...I'll get my coat!*), in which the Led Zep front man gets the fly-on-the-wall-documentary treatment. Featuring narration from David Attenborough.

 

[Jahooli]

Chumpion the Wander horse - Cowboy kid has directionless horse with no hope of rescuing him from the various scrapes he gets into.

 

[John Bumlick]

Pingoon - the claymation adventures of a cyber stalker.

 

[Jahooli]

Two Marrows Whirled - Charlie Dimmock does something rubbish in the garden but at least you can have a snurge at her swinging charlies.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Some Mothers Do Shave 'Em

Feminine topiary, oooh Betty!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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Britain's poshest criminals get caught on CCTV