Almost TV Shows

[Mendoza]

Blankety Bank - A panel of long forgotten "celebrities" from years gone by compete to reignite their careers and save themselves from bankruptcy

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Test Match Flickit - 5 days of Subbuteo ends in a draw

 

[Seagullible]

Torchhood - Police show on reducing youth crime

 

[Mendoza]

Seagulls TV - documentary on the trials and tribulations of cross dressing Brighton fans who are torn between attending the 1st game of the season or doing their dance on the main stage at Gay Pride

 

[hans kraay fan club]

How Clean is Your Mouse? - two pig ugly old hags, take the little ball out of the bottom of your computer mouse, and analyse the flunk and muck that falls out.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

The Friday Fight Project - TV camera crews roam West Street to see just how little goading it takes to start a punch up.

 

[Seagullible]

Lancing on ice - how the town copes in deep winter

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lame Academy - moving show where 12 leg-mentalists are taught how to walk properly.

 

[Titanic]

STEPTOE AND SOD - 'arold you lazy git!

 

[Titanic]

23 - the cliffhanging ending will definitely annoy some viewers!

 

[Titanic]

THE MIME TEAM - silent archeology.

 

[Seagullible]

Simon and the Bitch - having grown up and got married, we see how Simon is getting on

 

[backson]

The Sweenies - Get ready to play with kid's favourites Fizz, Bella, Milo and Jake, as they try to clean up the London underworld.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The Blue Planer - adult show, starring Neil from the Young Ones

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Charlton and the Wheelies - follow the hilarious adventures of Bobby Charlton and a group of armed wheelchair bound Man City fans.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

'The Horse of the Year, Shot' - tearful scenes as the greatest horse of its generation is put to sleep because it can't run and jump fast enough for people to make money out of any more.

 

[Seagullible]

Tales of the Rivertank - Following retirement from Football, Guy butters takes us along the UK's canals

 

[Badger]

Family Buy - Game show in which rich families compete to buy orphans

 

[Seagullible]

HollyBakes - The Gorgeous miss Willhoughby shows us her fresh baps

 

[Simster]

'The Horse of the Year, Shot' - tearful scenes as the greatest horse of its generation is put to sleep because it can't run and jump fast enough for people to make money out of any more.

Genius.