Almost TV Shows

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DR QUIM MEDICINE WOMAN - Female gynaecologists on their daily rounds

 

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S&M:TV LIVE - Ant and Dec knock Cat Deeley about a bit of a Saturday morning. She loves it.

 

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THE MORNING LINES - John McCririck starts the day with a spot of charlie

 

[Titanic]

MOCK THE WEAK - pick an easy target, and let rip!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Fig Breakfast - definitely regular viewing

 

[Guy Fawkes]

IQ (with Steven Fry) - celebraties take Mensa test to find out how intelligent they really are

 

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Howe to Look Good Naked.
Former Chancellor of the Exchequer Geoffrey Howe makes a promise you really don't want to see fulfilled.

What Knot to Wear.
Trinny tries a slip hitch bowline, while the fat one gets her reef lines tangled.

 

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HERPES - people find that instead of super powers, they have an unsightly sore on their lips and genitalia

 

[Jahooli]

Who Wanks to be a Millionaire - the Doctor tries to raise money by sperm doning

 

[Jahooli]

String Watch - Bill Oddie acts the **** as usual but...with twine

 

[Mendoza]

The Minging Detective - Jade Goody uses all her brain power to solve some of lifes mysteries such as 11+9 and how much a 6 pack of capri sun costs at Poundland

 

[Mendoza]

University Challenged - A quiz show for Premier League footballers with all questions taken from this years GCSE exams

 

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Watchbog. Candid shots taken through a hole drilled in a motorway service station toilet wall.

 

[Titanic]

BATWATCH - a webcam setup on potential building sites hoping to capture definitive evidence of vehicle/bat collisions.

 

[Mendoza]

Haywatch - Contestants battle it out to find that elusive needle in the stack!!

 

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Grumpy Old Ken - The former mayor of London gives his reaction to discovering he's less popular then that blond fop headed twat from Have I Got News For You

 

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Radiators - Teams of muscled athletes in lycra compete for the services of a plumber

 

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Last of the Summer Winos - 3 elderly tramps get pissed on meths and fall into a bath which starts rolling down the Yorkshire Dales (again)

 

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Saturday Night Line - Ben Elton snorts coke before going on yet another rant about Thatch

 

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Holmes Under the Hammer - Eamonn finally gets his comeuppance from a psychopathic carpenter