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Age gap dilemma







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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,302
Worthing
I have given him some viagra today so I will get a report tomorrow.

Would he need Viagra though ?
 


Jimbo26

New member
Jan 25, 2007
973
Portslade Old Village
Saw a picture of Olivia Newton John recently in one of the endless celebrity mags. She is 60 in about a month or so but still looks like she could handle a session up the Gary.
 


Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Saw a picture of Olivia Newton John recently in one of the endless celebrity mags. She is 60 in about a month or so but still looks like she could handle a session up the Gary.

Thats because she has been sucked and tucked everywhere - if she went near an oven shed melt!
 








West Hoathly Seagull

Honorary Ruffian
Aug 26, 2003
3,544
Sharpthorne/SW11
I see NSC is up to its usual crude standards!! By the way, the last Miss West Hoathly was 9 years older than me, and I was worried about the age gap. It seems that I was way off the mark with that opinion.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,145
Location Location
As long as she's still able to wash herself unassisted, I don't see it as a problem.
 




Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Here is a very happily married (14 years) nearly 60 year old to a lovely nearly 40 year old man.

Every relationship is different and other people's opinions count for nothing. If friends can't be happy for them, then they aren't friends. :banana::banana:
 


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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,302
Worthing
Here is a very happily married (14 years) nearly 60 year old to a lovely nearly 40 year old man.

Every relationship is different and other people's opinions count for nothing. If friends can't be happy for them, then they aren't friends. :banana::banana:



still have to rip the piss out them though.... dont you.
 






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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,302
Worthing
Do you? My friends don't.


Thats because they think it might upset you. You probably have a different sense of humour to me and most of the people I know.
 




Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Thats because they think it might upset you. You probably have a different sense of humour to me and most of the people I know.

And aren't I glad of it. :lol:
 




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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,302
Worthing
If your mate was 59, and he was having it off with a 44 year old, you would all be green with envy. Age gap?......Double standard.


We`ve told him that he cannot come out with us till he`s got rid of her. If she comes out for a drink with us it will be terrible. What do we know of her world of bingo and afternoon whist drives.

I`m ashamed of him, I really am. The more I think of it the more it makes me shudder.... fifty bloody nine
 






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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,302
Worthing
He`s taking her to the casino tonight. She`ll be playing the one arm bandit with a fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth.

Thens its back to his place for drinks. Probably Horlicks or a nice pot of tea.

I`ve had it with him now.
 




West Hoathly Seagull

Honorary Ruffian
Aug 26, 2003
3,544
Sharpthorne/SW11
He`s taking her to the casino tonight. She`ll be playing the one arm bandit with a fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth.

Thens its back to his place for drinks. Probably Horlicks or a nice pot of tea.

I`ve had it with him now.

You clearly have a problem, mate. You asked NSC for its opinions and you obviously didn't like what you heard. Your friend is clearly happy with his girlfriend. You will be "old" one day as well, you know.
 


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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,302
Worthing
You clearly have a problem, mate. You asked NSC for its opinions and you obviously didn't like what you heard. Your friend is clearly happy with his girlfriend. You will be "old" one day as well, you know.


I`m not being serious West Hoathly. She`s actually a good shag............... my dad reckons anyway.
 


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