Adverts that get on your wick..

[The Wookiee]

The Gaviscon advert where the women is clearly an American Traffic Cop directing traffic ion the middle of the street, but she has the most perfect English accent as does the bloke in the car who offers her the Gaviscon, she drinks it then starts singing 'What a Feeling'

 

[Seagullible]

That advert for the Zutons album.









Probably best not to go any further into that one!!

is this groundhog day?

sorry, couldn't resist.
Gotta be that frog one. The sound from that was on an e-mail about 5 years ago as sound effects for the indian grand prix

 

[Brovion]

Any advert that uses the word 'only' when its in fact an extortionate price, e.g. "Only £99.99!" Especially true when used with the word 'from' when you know the price quoted 'from only £99.99' is the absolute bottom-of-the-range minimum which will need at least another £100 worth of extras to be a half-decent product.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

All car adverts, in fact all adverts are shite.

Totally agree. Apart from that Honda one which had little to do with cars.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

au contraire re car adverts.

The advert for my car is superb

I can see you baby...shaking that ass

 

[Brovion]

au contraire re car adverts.

The advert for my car is superb

I can see you baby...shaking that ass

Oh Dave that is PRECISELY the sort of rubbish ToT was complainging about.

Mind you I do like the one with the two kids pretending to be the dads - trouble is it's not a very good advert as I can't remember the car models (but they sounded like characters from a bad sci-fi film) or the manufacturer (Vauxhall perhaps?)

 

[Northstander]

During the day for the housewives sat on their arse drinking tea when they should be cleaning.

"Hello injury lawyers for you!!!"

Christ that gets on me nerves!



*gets coat and leaves quickly*

 

[Northstander]

During the day for the housewives sat on their arse drinking tea when they should be cleaning.

"Hello injury lawyers for you!!!"

Christ that gets on me nerves!



*gets coat and leaves quickly*

*Ps Only joking housewives*

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I hate those cosmetic adverts with obviously made up ingredients, trying to baffle with quasi scientific tosh, eg anything from Laboroutiore Garnier.

Any adverts for foreign sweets with kids dressed up like junior timmy mallets.

 

[GUNTER]

ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING with Linda Barker in.

 

[Soton Seagull]

'Crazy Frog' - its not a frog and its not crazy in the slightest. Sounds like some drunk twat trying to be a motorbike.

Office relations are a bit strained at the moment after I shouted 'Wanker' a bit too loudly at a lad whose phone rang with the very same 'whacky' & 'Zaney' ringtone.

 

[Lokki 7]

I hate those RSPCA ads. We never get to see any REAL cruelty.

 

[Lokki 7]

The ones that get me are when that fat slag "Sue" sits there looking like she's done 12 rounds with Mike Tyson, rambling about her highly interesting effort to give up fags. I DON'T GIVE A f*** IF YOU SOCIALISED AND SUFFERED YOU UGLY, BORING f*** FACE. It's only been a f***ing week you whore, and you've been paid a shit-load by Nicquitine (or whatever the f***) to do it. NOW SHUT IT AND DO ONE! Why do they think people want to watch this shit. It makes me want to take up smoking to calm down!

 

[looney]

Text water 88 888 for crazy frog.











































Yea OK its shit, I was joking.

 

[Easy 10]

All car adverts, in fact all adverts are shite.

No they're not.

That one for the Citroen which stands up and morphs into a big groovy dancing robot thing is WELL cool.

 

[Easy 10]

'Crazy Frog' - its not a frog and its not crazy in the slightest. Sounds like some drunk twat trying to be a motorbike

The first time I heard that "crazy frog" it wasn't actually made out to be a frog at all. It was some internet download with a Ferrari F1 car, the "ring a ding dingggg dinggg, brrummmmm...." etc playing, and a caption saying something like "if Ferrari engines were made by indians".

Very odd. Which came first - the frog or the indian piss-take ?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

phil tuffnells new claims advert is fantastically bad. especially when he is sipping his cup of water he poured and you just know he wishes it was a pint.

and the lady just 'luckily' getting off the phione after telling a mr jones that he had a good claim or something.

it makes me cringe but laugh at the same time

 

[Theatre of Trees]

The Lemsip Max advert.

Right, you are off work ill for the day, do you dose yourself up with Lemsip which never bloody works anyway in order to please your domineering female manager or do you do like most sensible people do, lay on the sofa all day, groaning whilst doing bugger all.

The guy is a complete wimp.

 

[Stinky Kat]

The one with all the Gillingham supporters(thats what they look like to me) on it saying that Ocean finance put all their loans into one big manangeable debt and now they can afford a week on the Isle of Sheppey

 

[Hydro Driven]

Any advert that treats everyone like little kids that don't know that they are lying!
Adverts that say you get '£10's worth Marks and Spencers vouchers' free but you have to pay hundreds of pounds to join!