Adverts that get on your wick..

[moggy]

the one advertising benoline for sore throats.
that tasty bird goes into the surgery wearing a neck brace and some twat starts coughing and everyone leaves apart from neck-brace bird

what the f*** is all that about

 

[Knightsworld]

Anything with Linda Barker in.

Always cutting prices!!

Try your wrist next time Ms Barker and get off our screens.

Rant over.

I am calm.

Need beer though.

 

[nwgull]

The 'Arromatic spices' one where the bloke is cooking tea for his whining missis, and also the one where the window cleaner is hanging on to a 2nd floor window so the bird just moves her car to stop him falling on it.

 

[spidey]

Leslie Ash with Neil Morrisey acting like a complete wanker - B & Q or Homebase or something.
Also Va va voom Tierry 'Arogant ****' Henry.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

The 'Arromatic spices' one where the bloke is cooking tea for his whining missis......

Too right-if that was me I'd cut her up and stick her in the fookin' pancake!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

All car adverts, in fact all adverts are shite.

 

[Gullet]

Also Va va voom Tierry 'Arogant ****' Henry.

Imagine it. The likes of Viera, Bergkamp and Cole turn up for training in their Ferraris and Lotus', and then Henry chugs up in his tiny little 6000 quid Renault Clio......................yeah, right.

 

[smudge]

QUOTE ME HAPPY!!!

I want to kick the living shit out of anyone appearing in those ads...God they really f***ing wind me up!

 

[Biscuit]

Can I just bounce this so I can dig the knife further in B & Q.

Hate the company
Hate the adverts
Hate it all.

And that Cillit Bang advert with the cheap voice overs and the background plastered with their logo!

 

[Highfields Seagull]

The Lemsip Max advert.

Is that the one with the bloke doing the report at home and the woman boss?

He should say "I've done the report and I was going to take you out to dinner but since you've just been such a bitch you can f*** right off"

 

[Biscuit]

Is that the one with the bloke doing the report at home and the woman boss?

He should say "I've done the report and I was going to take you out to dinner but since you've just been such a bitch you can f*** right off"

When he arranges the date, it pisses me off when they just say "See you at 8, don't be late, I'm relying on you..."

At no point did he ask her type of food she likes,

At no point did he arrange to meet her at either:
A) The restaurant itself
B) Her place
C) His place
D) Any place..

At no point did he tell her where this mystery restaurant is.

I mean, talk about shoddy planning.

 

[bhafc99]

The 'Arromatic spices' one where the bloke is cooking tea for his whining missis, and also the one where the window cleaner is hanging on to a 2nd floor window so the bird just moves her car to stop him falling on it.

f*** yes I HATE that ad. Whining sarcastic little madam, I'd f***ing dump her faster than any bloody stir fry takes to cook.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

All ads for ambulance chasing solicitors, and loan companies?

"Broke? Stupid? Easily intimidated? Then we've got the loan for you!"

"Are you clumsy and/or incompetent, AND money grabbing? Had an accident and immediately thought 'I could profit from this!'? Then come and talk to us!"




Wankers.

 

[Bluejuice]

Easily the worst advert on TV at the moment is that f***ing terrible Diet Coke advert with the tortoise carrying the litter on its back.

f***ing horrible advert designed for absolute retards. Only an absolute total uber moron could possibly enjoy this visual atrocity. The music, the voiceovers, the whole idea is just pitiful and I loathe it with a passion most people could only dream of.

I have to turn over if it comes on the telly and it ruins my mood for the rest of the day, in fact just talking about it here and now is making my blood boil so here is where I will stop.

 

[Mtoto]

Carol Vorderman picking up the post and going through it with a worried look on her face, saying "It can be hard, can't it, trying to make ends meet every month."

Not when you're on 500K a year for doing a few sums, it can't, you patronising cow...

 

[bhafc99]

http://www.leeanddan.com/suicide.html

 

[Heffle Gull]

Any advert where the phone number is repeated more than twice!!

I am not an idiot

Any advert where the price is 3 9 9. No it isn't, its Three Hundred and Ninety nine Pounds

 

[Meade's Ball]

I hate those RSPCA ads. We never get to see any REAL cruelty.

 

[FamilyGuy]

That ad for some nameless cosmetic remover with the woman at the end saying:

"Now the best part of putting on make-up, is taking it off!!!" WTF

Patronising rubbish aimed at thick women, it pisses me off every time I see it - and I'm a bloke fer chrissake!!



Presumably women see thru this bollox and don't buy it ??

 

[tinx]

Calm down dear its only a comercial.



And of course the stupid f***ing frog ringtone thing