Accidental Boob Grope

[The Wookiee]

Heard this on the radio yesterday.

Have you ever brushed or touched a ladies breast accidently ??

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Yes, accidently and "accidently". Either way, no-one who it has happened to when i've done it has cared

 

[Superphil]

In the film The Wanderers they play the game "Elbow Tit" where you walk along the street and purposly "accidently" elbow a lady in the boob, then apologise and use the incident to help to meet the woman! Needless to say, it is not the most successfule chat up technique.

 

[ali jenkins]

Yeah loads of times, its FUN

 

[timbha]

what about the embarassing 1st slow dance when you are 16 and not fully in control down below? you end up dancing with straight arms and hands on her shoulders

 

[Cian]

Accidentally but never 'accidentally'. They're at a height where you're likely to brush off them if carrying stuff, for one thing.

 

[Flavor Flav]

what about the embarassing 1st slow dance when you are 16 and not fully in control down below? you end up dancing with straight arms and hands on her shoulders

16! you started late

 

[csider]

In the film The Wanderers they play the game "Elbow Tit" where you walk along the street and purposly "accidently" elbow a lady in the boob, then apologise and use the incident to help to meet the woman! Needless to say, it is not the most successfule chat up technique.

great film. dont f*** with the wongs!!

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Of course, it would be rude not to!

There's a rather dumpy, short, woman where i work who has a wholesome busom and has a habit of, when she needs you she;ll stand behind you (whilst you are sitting at desk) and lean havilly into you with her fun bags.

As she's about 60, it's really quite offputting.

 

[Mendoza]

ahhh, ye olde tit cricket. Great fun!!

1 run = brush
2 runs = brush on left and right
4 runs = cuppage
6 runs = the "speedboat"

 

[Nottseagull]

Either way, no-one who it has happened to when i've done it has cared

You need to improve your technique, then.

 

[NMH]

Easiest done on the tube. When the train jolts suddenly, simply leap forward and grope whatever boobs you happen to admire, than look embarrassed and get her number.

 

[Superphil]

great film. dont f*** with the wongs!!

"You're drunk, you know it ain;t any good when you're drunk Terror" (I think he was called Terror), also know as a prick with ears! Don't f*** with the baldies!

 

[The Large One]

ahhh, ye olde tit cricket. Great fun!!

1 run = brush
2 runs = brush on left and right
4 runs = cuppage
6 runs = the "speedboat"

You can get nearly a half century on the morning train to Falmer.

 

[Superphil]

You can get nearly a half century on the morning train to Falmer.

edit, too rude for me!

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Back in year 7 I "accidentally" burried me head in some fit year 11 birds tits. Good times.

 

[Flavor Flav]

ahhh, ye olde tit cricket. Great fun!!

1 run = brush
2 runs = brush on left and right
4 runs = cuppage
6 runs = the "speedboat"

what would 'speedboat' be then

 

[Mendoza]

what would 'speedboat' be then

[yt]6ar5YSEwucc[/yt]

 

[Seagull Stew]

Once at school, many years ago.

I was looking out of a window when something outside caught my eye. I wanted to point this out to a girl who was standing behind me facing the other way. So I reached my hand out behind me to tap her on the back.

Luckily, she had turned around and was now facing the same way as me!

 

[Taybha]

Back in year 7 I "accidentally" burried me head in some fit year 11 birds tits. Good times.

Were you over 40 at the time there are laws against that sort of skullduggery yanno