Accidental Boob Grope

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Were you over 40 at the time there are laws against that sort of skullduggery yanno

Yeah, back in the good old days when I was 40 but still in year 7.

 

[SNOOBS]

Yeah, back in the good old days when I was 40 but still in year 7.

Held back a few years maybe

 

[magoo]

ahh good old sexual harrasment, can't beat it.

 

[Questions]

ahhh, ye olde tit cricket. Great fun!!

1 run = brush
2 runs = brush on left and right
4 runs = cuppage
6 runs = the "speedboat"

100 runs Not out = accidental tit f***

 

[User removed 4]

what about the embarassing 1st slow dance when you are 16 and not fully in control down below? you end up dancing with straight arms and hands on her shoulders

16 ? im 43 and still have that problem

 

[Winker]

First Aid courses are a good way to molest total strangers. I was putting a sling on a young lady, she was holding her arm across her chest and I put the sling over the arm and put one end up over her shoulder, as you do. I then started to push the other end up under her arm but soon realised I had kopped hold of her boob and was giving it a bit of a whey-hey! Luckily I managed to laugh it off with an oops sorry. She wouldn't let me practise CPR on her after that, I don't know why.

 

[Slowhand]

Yeah, back in the good old days when I was 40 but still in year 7.

I just hope you weren't teaching in year 7!!

 

[London Calling]

its why the tube system was invented

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

its why the tube system was invented

Totally
Uneccessary
Breast
Examination?

I kid you not this is a real Medical euphemism.

I used to work in A&E dont' you know.

 

[Trufflehound]

I then started to push the other end up under her arm but soon realised I had kopped hold of her boob and was giving it a bit of a whey-hey!

Perhaps if you hadn't actually said "whey-hey!" she might not have noticed...

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Have you ever noticed that gay guys seem to have the freedom to grope women?

 

[Cian]

Have you ever noticed that gay guys seem to have the freedom to grope women?

If you're not getting any pleasure from it, they don't seem to object...