Abba - They're f***ing Great Aren't They ?

[Trufflehound]

Seriously, apparently Bjorn is suffering from quite an advanced mental disorder. A friend of mine told me he no longer recalls winning the Eurovision Song Contest at the Dome in 1974, for example.

I know this SOUNDs like it should be leading up to a joke but sadly it isn't.

Was it a latent reaction to meeting The Wombles?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Was it a latent reaction to meeting The Wombles?

Now THAT is a great euphemism.

"Ironically, I'll never forget the night Agnetha and I first kissed. She undid her bra strap and I promptly met the Wombles."

 

[Buzzer]

I've thought of a few, Col.

Not knowing me, not knowing you

so I say thankyou for the umm......



Bit crap so far. I'll try again later

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

BEHAVE Uncle. Ridiculously overrated gonky Scandinavians. Fat ugly blokes and neurotic blonde/non-blonde average gurls. They patently dress in the dark. In Sweden. In Winter. No coincidence that they are the popstars of choice of poor souls with special needs. Fact.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Buzzer YOU are the dancing QUEEN.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Does Your Mother Know...what my name is? Would you mind asking her?

 

[Buzzer]

Tonight, TMLS, we shall listen to Abba back at mine.

 

[Lokki 7]

I've thought of a few, Col.

Not knowing me, not knowing you

so I say thankyou for the umm......



Bit crap so far. I'll try again later

Waterwho?

 

[The Large One]

What I want to know is...

What's the Name of my Group?

 

[Buzzer]

What's the name of the game?

No seriously, I've forgotten.



Still not as funny as lokki or moh, though

 

[hart's shirt]

Gimme Gimme Gimme...it'll come to me later...

I Have A Dream...about something or other...

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Slipping Through My Fingers always brings a tear to my eye...

 

[hart's shirt]

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do.

So when are we getting married then?

 

[The Large One]

Long ago, outside a chip shop in Walthamstow...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

It was YEARS before I found out that ABBA stands for

Agnetha
Benny
Bjorn
Anna-Frid

Is that right ? Well I never knew.

Mama Mia.

 

[The Large One]

The public voted for them to become 'Abba', but the name was already being used as ABBA is/was also the largest fish cannery in Sweden. The company let them use their trademarked name, provided they didn't dabble in fish.

TRUE.

 

[Juan Albion]

The public voted for them to become 'Abba', but the name was already being used as ABBA is/was also the largest fish cannery in Sweden. The company let them use their trademarked name, provided they didn't dabble in fish.

TRUE.

Didn't take them long to break that agreement, did it.

SOS (Save Our Soles)
Dancing Bream
Super Grouper
Winner Hakes It All
Moray Moray Moray

 

[Trufflehound]

It was YEARS before I found out that ABBA stands for

Agnetha
Benny
Bjorn
Anna-Frid

It was a cop out though.

Their real names aare Frederik, Ulrika, Carolina and Karl.

 

[The Large One]

It was a cop out though.

Their real names aare Frederik, Ulrika, Carolina and Karl.

Arf, arf.

And one of them is Norwegian anyway.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Arf, arf.

And one of them is Norwegian anyway.

She's actually half-Norwegian, half-German - her father was an occupying soldier in WW2. And entertainingly, she says she's terrible at Abba songs on SingStar.