A weather warning for Saturday

[Peter Grummit]

I am going to the SnowDome at Tamworth on Saturday....

BAD FAN!

I think that counts as ironic, or at least would if I am delayed getting there due to wintry weather and missed my timed hour on the ski slope.

PG

 

[Storer68]

If your're wearing your poncho, you don't need to wait for half time before a toilet break, no body can see you relieving yourself under your poncho and that's just rain running down the back of people in front of you.
The modern day equivilant of a rolled up programme.

Who needs a rolled up prgramme?
This is how it looked in the South Stand during half time v Donny

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Handy hint for all those who object to paying one pound fifty for a small bottle of TURKISH bottled water during the obligatory Withdean downpour:

Rainwater in most rural areas can usually be consumed without risk of disease or illness. If it rains, use any and all containers you can get your hands on to collect it. If you have a poncho, spread it out and tie the corners to trees a few feet off the ground. Find a container and tie the poncho on a slant with a slight sag to allow the rain to collect and drain. If you can't find a container, tie it level on all four corners and give it even more of a sag -- it will serve as a makeshift water bag.

You have not been charged for this service

 

[Giraffe]

And just in case the weather changes dramatically, take some sun cream. The club don't hand these out either!!

 

[Caveman]

A Swindon fan and a Brighton thug almost come to blows (I think they call this trying to take the home end).....

You can just about see the Sportsman in the background.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Apparently it MIGHT RAIN. For all the retards and those that are made of sherbet and alka-seltzer, you might want to bring a waterproof coat, poncho or you could just stay at f***ing home and not moan.

Please don't berate the club giving out free ponchos to away fans.

A caveat to that is that this being Britain, the weather can be changeable at very short notice. If it turns out sunny please feel free to moan at the club for not providing FREE cloakroom facilities for you to store your coats, manbags and chips on your shoulders.

Thankyou.

I am not intending coming to the game as I am told you smell of pooh!

 

[The Oldman]

Just listening to the radio we are in for some bad weather tomorrow and Saturday! Could the game be in doubt?

A postponement could do us a favour with all our injuries.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And just in case the weather changes dramatically, take some sun cream. The club don't hand these out either!!

Can't be TOO careful with the weather nowadays:

 

[Caveman]

A postponement could do us a favour with all our injuries.

And the fans and also the club with the Ponchogate ongoing.


Here a fan in the South Stand feels the chill....

 

[Buzzer]

Nice to see that people are heeding the warnings.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I shal be wearing an Equinox Ultimate:

 

[Uncle Buck]

I want a chant started about the warnings.

 

[Caveman]

I shal be wearing an Equinox Ultimate:

But will you be using a scarf as a belt?

 

[Hiney]

I want a chant started about the warnings.

How can that happen without a songsheet?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How can that happen without a songsheet?

A song sheet is a must.

Also a check list published 24 hours before the game stating what we should wear to the game, how we should get to the game, which pub we should meet in, how many pints we should have in the pub and where the toilet breaks will be at.

 

[Caveman]

How can that happen without a songsheet?

I bet the Swindon fans get one and we will have to pay £1.

 

[Buzzer]

A song sheet is a must.

Also a check list published 24 hours before the game stating what we should wear to the game, how we should get to the game, which pub we should meet in, how many pints we should have in the pub and where the toilet breaks will be at.

Can we regale NSC with jokes and puns about it afterwards?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Can we regale NSC with jokes and puns about it afterwards?

Only if you post on here as soon as you get indoors after the game.

 

[Buzzer]

Only if you post on here as soon as you get indoors after the game.

You must be Joe-king.

Gatt's a tall order, even for me.

These puns are Gatting worse.......

 

[Uncle Buck]

You must be Joe-king.

Gatt's a tall order, even for me.

These puns are Gatting worse.......

Well you will never be accepted.

Also every positive must have a negative (I thought I was negative, but...)