A weather warning for Saturday

[Buzzer]

Apparently it MIGHT RAIN. For all the retards and those that are made of sherbet and alka-seltzer, you might want to bring a waterproof coat, poncho or you could just stay at f***ing home and not moan.

Please don't berate the club giving out free ponchos to away fans.

A caveat to that is that this being Britain, the weather can be changeable at very short notice. If it turns out sunny please feel free to moan at the club for not providing FREE cloakroom facilities for you to store your coats, manbags and chips on your shoulders.

Thankyou.

 

[footychick]

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Apparently it MIGHT RAIN. For all the retards and those that are made of sherbet and alka-seltzer, you might want to bring a waterproof coat, poncho or you could just stay at f***ing home and not moan.

Please don't berate the club giving out free ponchos to away fans.

A caveat to that is that this being Britain, the weather can be changeable at very short notice. If it turns out sunny please feel free to moan at the club for not providing FREE cloakroom facilities for you to store your coats, manbags and chips on your shoulders.

Thankyou.

We have a cloakroom

 

[Yorkie]

The sun may also come out so don't forget your sunglasses so that you aren't blinded by the sun getting lower in the western sky.

 

[Scotty Mac]

im deliberately NOT going to take a poncho just so i can get involved in a potential PONCHOGATE

 

[Mrs Coach]

PONCHOGAAAAAAAAATE!

 

[Buzzer]

The sun may also come out so don't forget your sunglasses so that you aren't blinded by the sun getting lower in the western sky.

Quite. And in all the years we've been at Withers, Martin Perry has done nothing to address the problem of the low sun in Winter time.

Tsk - and you bobble hats think things will be better IF (not when) we get Falmer.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Yeah, well its all well and good, but I'll wager if its SUNNY then Dick Knight and Martian Perry will be down the Swindon end handing out free Gucci shades and 99 flakes while flipping us the bird!!

 

[Buzzer]

Yeah, well its all well and good, but I'll wager if its SUNNY then Dick Knight and Martian Perry will be down the Swindon end handing out free Gucci shades and 99 flakes while flipping us the bird!!

...and no sign of any hair straightening facilities in the family stand either. What a SHIT club.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Away fans have their own salon and massage facilities with HJ's off Gullys Girls at half time. Pose as a Swindon fan this Saturday Buzz and get your locks crimped while watching the match.

 

[Caveman]

Anyone else have trouble with their gentleman if still wearing their poncho at the half time loo break?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Mine acted as a perfect bib protecting the Hillbilly outfit from onion and mustard spillages at HT.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Can I also suggest that those who become apoplectic with rage at the lack of numbers on the seats print out their own number using their pc and stick them on to the seat using some glue.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Anyone else have trouble with their gentleman if still wearing their poncho at the half time loo break?

the lack of holes for ARMS is particularly troublesome when trying to eat or phone someone

i bet those red away ones come with arm holes

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sleety showers predicted by the Beeb

BBC - Weather Centre - 5 Day Forecast in Celsius for Brighton, United Kingdom

Best bring fleece AND rainwear

 

[Franks Wild Years]

the lack of holes for ARMS is particularly troublesome when trying to eat or phone someone

i bet those red away ones come with arm holes

Why would you be trying to eat someone ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

i bet those red away ones come with arm holes

Don't you mean ars holes?

 

[Buzzer]

the lack of holes for ARMS is particularly troublesome when trying to eat or phone someone

i bet those red away ones come with arm holes

Bit of a tip - Tie your scarf around your waist. Much easier then.

Tried and tested method using a 5 year old and 8 year old. If it can work for 2 boys as unco-ordinated as my two then it'll work for anyone.

 

[seagurn]

Hi Buzzer how's it going

Just seen the telly they are on about the possibility of snow showers on sat does this mean i should wear my sunglasses in case of snow blindness? and did we take the precaution of keeping a red poncho back last week in case we need to wrap it round the ball in the event of snow laying on the ground or did we sell the last one ,and alas the game will be called off whats your take on this. predicament ??

All the best buzzer

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Bit of a tip - Tie your scarf around your waist. Much easier then.

Tried and tested method using a 5 year old and 8 year old. If it can work for 2 boys as unco-ordinated as my two then it'll work for anyone.

We'd all look ACE! come on lets do it.